TOS Caption Contest #199: The Wrath of Freiberger

[Mistral]

Kara: "I tried to tell you. Those weren't M&Ms in the bowl-they were Valium. But the Captain always knows better, eh?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up!
Scotty: Bit of a drama queen, are we?

 

[M'Sharak]

"This, Mr. Scott? Ultraviolet microdot. If you would be so good as to enable
the viewscreen's special 'Blow Carl's mind' setting, and execute on my mark?"
"I dinna think I've ever heard o' that one, man."
"Oh, it's there, baby - trust me on that. I saw to it... personally."

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Care to explain why there are pencils stuck in the ceiling?

Carl Spock: You best be have'n my paper that you owes me bitch! 'Cause you knows what happens when bitches don't give Carl Spock his paper he be owed.

Carl Spock: Yo' Scottish honkey! That ceiling fan has done fucked up Carl Spock's fro!

 

[LeadHead]

Kara: Curses! He doesn't have the Delta Brain Wave either! This means I'll have to find the Planet Express Ship.

Spock: Yes there's a ceiling viewport into space, it's up there.

Chekov: Keptin, now that the space hippies are aboard the crew has requested to beam themselves into space.

 

[milo bloom]

Nimoy: "Psst, Jimmy. One guess as to where I hid Shatner's toupee. Those rafters aren't just good for bicycles."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kara: All we do is abduct humans and anally probe them. And what have we found out! That one out of ten don't really seem to mind.

 

[Noname On A Naughty List]

Kara: All we do is abduct humans and anally probe them. And what have we found out! That one out of ten don't really seem to mind.

have to add to the above:

Sulu (Moaning softly in the background): "Oh my!"

 

[EEE]

Mr. Scott learns that some truths are universal when asked "Pull my finger."