TOS Caption Contest #199: The Wrath of Freiberger

[Rat Boy]

Kara: "I picked the one ship in the sector where no one has pockets to keep their money in."

Scotty: "What do you think you are, some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that? I'm a Scotsman. Mind tricks don't work on me; only whiskey."

Chekov (with his eyes closed): "Please let someone Photoshop a beautiful voman next to me. Please, please...

*opens eyes*

"Oh wuck."

Adam: "If you say so, sugar."

Carl Spock: "Carl's in charge. Don't like it? That's too friggin' bad, baby."

 

[ItsGreen]

And now for something completely different.
A man with a tape recorder up his nose!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Adam:(tuning guitar)"We'll surrender if you promise never to have your Capitan sing Rocket man again!"
Chekov:"Agreed!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Chekov: (thinking) "Vy iz dat man vearing half a hard boiled egg on hiz shirt?"

 

[Isis]

Kara: "I guess my rendition of 'California Gurls' still needs a little work."

Spock: "Trivial Pursuit is clearly not your forte, Mr. Scott. Earth's United States had two President Roosevelts."

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: (thinking) "Vy iz dat man vearing half a hard boiled egg on hiz shirt?"

Adam: "Yah, man; the egg--it's like a symbol for the beginning of us all."

Chekov: "Vell, hahnd it over--it's making me hungry."

 

[Sir Rhosis]

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If you thought fans went nuts trying to prove "Spock's Brain" was an intentional parody, be glad that they never followed it up with the planned sequel, "Kirk's Ass."

That would've drove 'em completely mad.

"Ass and ass! What is ass?!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kara: "Perfect I'll go get my Adult toys"
Kirk & Scotty thinking "Gulp!"

Spock: "Mr. Scott could you possibly come up with a way to stop the toilet paper from breaking? This finger still smells"

 

[Isis]

Chekov: "Thank you for the inwitation, but I vill not be attending your orgy. I do not vant to catch a wenereal disease."

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "Last night I was visited by a human from the future named Daniels. He gave me this disc, and it appears that we will be long remembered. Some of us, in not so flattering ways. For instance, there are recordings of Captain Kirk singing pop songs... " (shudder)

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: "Thank you for the inwitation, but I vill not be attending your orgy. I do not vant to catch a wenereal disease."

Adam: "Herbert, no need to get all uptight. You eat one of these hard boiled eggs we keep pinned to our tunics and... it washes away your STD today!"

 

[Noname Given]

Kara: "I've yet to find the man who can drink ME under the table...you lightwieghts."

Mr. Scott: "Ach! No Mister Spock. When you want to express anger to a human; that's the wrong finger."

 

[Captain Crow]

[Shatner's version of "Rocket Man" playing on intercom]

Spock: Turn that shit off.

 

[Smellincoffee]

The scene that made the camera crew so-very-uncomfortable. "Do his pants have to be so tight?" they wondered.

Scotty: Mister Spock!
Spock: Yes, commander.
Scotty: Was it just me imagination, or were you just talkin' on a pretend telephone to yerself?

Tensions between some European nationalities and the Roma were still quite high even into the 23rd century.

 

[Isis]

Actually, I realized there was a slight misspelling after I initially posted this. Here's the corrected version:

Chekov: "Thank you for the inwitation, but I vill not be attending your orgy. I do not vant to catch a wienereal disease."

 

[Rat Boy]

*afterwards*

Kirk: "Well, my neck can be explained away by me being at an awkward angle, but I still can't figure out why my asshole hurts."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chekov: He has vunderful muscles.

 

[Gary7]

They looked everywhere. The extras nitpicked the floor. Even Shatner dug deep into his command chair. But Marj Dusay's contact lens was mysteriously nowhere to be found.

 

[Gary7]

Adam: "Hey man, your shirt tag is showing. Stickin' straight up outta your collar. Real stiff, just like a Herbert."

Chekov: "You tink I care about dat? You've got chest hair and a 'spare tire' showving." (smirk)

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"


(nod to Yeoman Randi!)