TOS Caption Contest #190: This Has Disaster Written All Over It

[jep]

Kirk: "Turn on your heartlight"

Spock: "Let it shine wherever -- "

Kirk: "Did I ask you to sing duet, asshole?"



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[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Who are they?"

Vian: "They're rabid gamers who froze themselves to await the release of Duke Nukem Forever."

Kirk: "Wasn't that released in 2011?"

Vian: "They didn't think it'd come out that early."

 

[ItsGreen]

Don't Phaze Me Bro! Don't Phaze Me! We didn't do anything!

OW! OWWw! OWWw! OW! OWw!


I guess they didn't listen!

 

[6079SmithW]

Scotty: Ach! The engines are overheating again. Why can't we get some water tanks to cool 'em down?

 

[jep]

Scotty: "Captain!!! There be beer here!!!!"



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[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: See, Spock? Every time, without fail.
Spock: Fascinating. I believe our wager was three bottles of brandy?

McCoy, several decks below and shouting: Who's holdin' up the damn transit tubes?!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Forgot to say... thanks for the win, Ratboy! Couldn't have done it without Johnnyracerfan and Captain Crow.

Spock: Don't worry, captain. These men don't even rate Day Player wages.
Kirk: Seems they've been put out of their misery. Now if we can only do that for the Day Players.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "What... evil torture is this?"
Vian: "Torture, what torture? All we did was feed them beans. We didn't make them fart!"

 

[ItsGreen]

Students at
"The WILLIAM SHATNER School of MIME"

 

[Isis]

Although Kirk assured him his acting was brilliant, Scotty's re-imagination of 'Romeo and Juliet' as a love sonnet to his engines was a resounding failure with the rest of the crew.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Oh sure, they cut the budget so I canna have any extras in the engine room and then a fire starts."

Spock: "Fascinating. They hit a force field but they were half a meter behind us."

Kirk: "I blame the stunt coordinator."

Kirk: "This hall of presidents is very inaccurate."

Vian: "What makes you say that?"

Kirk: "Everybody knows it's spelled L-I-N-C-O-L-N. And where's his beard? And why is he standing next to President Ozaba?"

*Spock shakes his head*

 

[6079SmithW]

The real reason 20th century humans hate genetic engineering? The horrible fashion sense of the test tube babies.

 

[Isis]

The Star Trek-Batman crossover episode was not well received.

(With thanks to jep for the Riddler image.)

 

[SeerSGB]

Ozaba: Please, no more, no more...stop please...I can't do it anymore...Please turn off the Orgasm-A-Tron!

Linke: Please, I beg you, turn off the prostate-exams-o-tron.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Thanks for the win! Sorry about the spelling!

Warp Reactor: "Come into the light, my son!"

Scotty: "Oh god, I died on the landing party, didn't I?"

 

[LeadHead]

Doohan: Aw no! They actually are having the engines break down. This is going to be the slowest episode ever.

 

[T'Girl]

Pete Cochran: "Linc, I'm in you tube."

Linc Hayes: "Man we should never have does this cross-over with Lost In Space, where's Julie?"

Pete Cochran: "Can't see her, must be in another tube Linc."

Linc Hayes: "Don't worry man, it's all solid."

 

[F. King Daniel]

Kirk: "We're getting lens flares off the redshirts now?!"

 

[Isis]

The Star Trek-Batman crossover episode was not well received.

(With thanks to jep for the Riddler image.)

(Actually, the image was used earlier by Alte. So with thanks to Alte...and hope i got it right this time.)

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Linke: I'm a bear! Roar!
Ozaba: And I'm Madonna..."Vouge...come on..."