TOS Caption Contest #172: A Little Too Much LDS

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Who's the hell's "Skippy" ?!​

 

[jep]

(Giggle, laugh, guffaw)

Lord Garth: "I said CLAP, you BASTARDS!!!!"


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[Jonas Grumby]

Garth: "...and note how, no matter which way I turn, it always points directly at the lovely Marta!"
*polite applause from the crowd*

 

[jep]

Andorian: "The Captain is drunk. He's had a little too much to drink."

Lord Garth: "I see."

Tellarite: "We thought he would embarrass you, Lord Garth. We were about to remove him."

Andorian: "Yes. A starship Captain should have more pride."

Lord Garth: "You were right to remove him."

ALL: "Hail Lord Garth"


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[jep]

Kirk: "Geez... exactly how many piercings do you have in that thing?


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[Nerys Myk]

(Giggle, laugh, guffaw)

Lord Garth: "I said CLAP, you BASTARDS!!!!"


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KIRK: "I'm no doctor, but I have to agree."

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROBIN: Try the rocket booster!

BATMAN: Done...old chum. The car's still not moving.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

ROBIN: Try the rocket booster!

BATMAN: Done...old chum. The car's still not moving.

Awesome!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Scotty, where did you beam Bele and Lokai too?"

Scotty: "A rental car agency in Arizona. The cops will be confused as hell when they pull them over."

 

[cooleddie74]

None of them could believe how atrocious Hengist's fart was right before he and Redjac were beamed into space.

And the goofy squeaking sound it made didn't help anyone keep a straight face, either.

 

[cooleddie74]

GARTH: Does this look infected, Captain? Seriously...I have no Starfleet medical training at all.

Should I have your McCoy look at this thing?

 

[jep]

Kirk: "(Giggle)... somebody has a bad case of small cox."


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[cooleddie74]

KIRK: I'm no doctor, Captain Garth...

But...that shouldn't be green.



And bleeding.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER: The running engine block will keep my butt nice and warm while I wait for my upcoming love scene...

 

[T'Girl]

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Marta: "Lord Garth likes to walk nude among his people."

Kirk: "Someone should tell "Lord Garth" that he seriously needs to shave his back."

~

 

[cooleddie74]

Lord Garth had developed simple yet INGENIOUS ways to scare the Cardassian vole infestation out of the room.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Garth (chanting): "Ouija Wang, Ouija Wang, let us all see! Point to the one who tonight shall be with me!"

 

[cooleddie74]

GARTH: Whew...

My apologies, friends...I did NOT think it was going to be that loud or smell that bad.

Here. Lemme crack this thing and air out a little...

 

[jep]

Kirk: "I've got hand it to you Lord Garth, that is some impressive shape shifting."


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