TOS Caption Contest #172: A Little Too Much LDS
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Kirk: "Hey, baby, you in the mood for a quick 'spin around the block'? And maybe afterwards we could take a drive in my new car!"
Shatner: "If hiding Nimoy's bike is a hoot, wait till the Pink Panther sees what I did to his paint job."
Kirk: I have but one word to say....... "SHRINKAGE!!!"
UHURA: We'd like to dedicate this next tune to the young ensign on Deck 19 who said I had a great figure...and then blew kisses at Mister Spock as well...
Space-time observational humor.
It's temporally relative.
KIRK: I sure the hell hope that's just one really long and crooked pubic hair.
SHATNER: Gene wanted me to watch his ride while he takes a ride inside his OTHER baby.
Speaking of which, did Majel ever clock in to the set this morning?
JOE:What-a-ya doin’ creep?
KIRK: Who Me?
JOE: No, I’m talking to the other fifty creeps here.
You know Gil Gonzales?
KIRK: Gil Gonzales? No. No I don’t.
JOE: Don't know Gil? Well, you oughta, He's a friend of ours and that's his car you’ve got your butt parked on.
...and then I said,
"Get a life, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean,
look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job,
that I did as a lark for a few years, into a colossal waste of time! I - I mean, how old
are you people? What have you done with yourselves?
There's a whole world out there. When I was your age, I didn't watch television, I lived.
So move out of your parents' basements, and get your own apartments, and grow
the hell up! I mean it's just a TV show, damn it. It's just a TV show!"
Shatner couldn't understand why De and Jimmy were laughing so much at his all-too-small bulge.
KIRK: Nice Hello Kitty underwear.
Kirk, in a very proud of himself manner: Yes, it was my idea to make Windows 7 easier by making you have to drag windows around the screen for about five minutes so they line up side-by-side even though in previous versions you just had right-clicked on the taskbar and choose whether you wanted them horizontal or vertical.
[McCoy and Scotty laugh uncontrollably]
Kirk: I also had the idea of having to go through several menus to activate the ability to get to the menus. As well as the brilliant idea of lumping instances of the same program running together into one icon on the taskbar instead of seperate ones. Making it hard to switch between different instances of the web browser making it very difficult to conceal the fact you're actually looking at porn and not a forum about Star Trek.
Scotty: And that's why stupid asses who have no fuckin' idea what they're talking about should never give ideas on anything.
WORST Rocky Horror viewing party ever.
The 1967 Bill Shatner.
Goes from zero to Irreversibly Hammy in under 6 seconds.
Kirk: "...so then I was like, Yeah, Spock, you're going to represent the whole ship at this Betazoid state wedding that's coming up. I'd already sealed all of the Betazoid cultural information as 'Captain's Eyes Only'."
SCOTTY: ...and then...Racquel Welch said to the Pope...
"Those aren't buoys!"
