TOS Caption Contest #160: Overkill

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Curious. The other team has just asked the Excalbians to replace Zora and Colonel Green with Janice Lester and Ben Finney."

 

[Rat Boy]

For those Mass Effect 2 fans in the audience...

Spock: "Fascinating. Another woman has come on to Commander Shepard."

Kirk: "Dammit!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Lincoln: "For cheap car insurance, go to Comparethemarket.com. For meerkats, go to comparethemeerkat.com. Simples!"

 

[alte]

Yeah, this was gonna be an elaborate photoshop that
ended up dying here...

Well, I suppose it's the thought that counts...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Lincoln: I've got a Lincoln log in my pants that I'd like to show you, captain.
Kirk: SPOCK!
Spock: Not now, captain, we have more important things that concern us--like that fine mole-faced Bride of Frankenstein momma on the other team.

 

[jep]

Kirk: "No, Mr. Spock, you never told me you've always wanted to get your pon farr on with an alien with a goofy lightning bolt in her hair."

Spock: "It's none of your business, Mr. I Have a Hoochie at Every Starbase!"

Lincoln: "How did I get hooked up with these two ass-hats? "

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[scottydog]

Yeah, this was gonna be an elaborate photoshop that
ended up dying here...

Well, I suppose it's the thought that counts...

This is great! Kirk here should relax -- he is 2 tents.

 

[jep]

Kirk: "The brains!!! You bastard!!!"

Uhura: "That's not the brains, Captain, that's the bat wing."


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[Nerys Myk]

GORSHIN: Whats John Astin doing here in makeup and costume?

 

[jep]

Lincoln: "Oh dear..."

Kirk: "Aw, damn it Spock, you said you had stopped doing that."


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[Rat Boy]

Bele: "This contest better be updated tomorrow!"

Kirk: "And it will, Commissioner, provided Rat Boy breaks his Mass Effect 2 addiction."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "You aren't still going on about my poor taste in heroes?"
Spock: "Hell, Mrs Slocombe would have been a better choice than this dork."
Lincoln: "And I am unanimous in that."

Kirk: "You aren't still going on about my poor taste in Heroes?"
Spock: "Now Sylar, he would have been my choice."
Kirk: "Always with the Sylar, Sylar this, Sylar that, you'd think he was your alter ego."

Lincoln: "I was waiting for Bill and Ted, instead I get you two bozos!"
Kirk: "Party on, dude!"
Spock: "Be excellent to each other."
Lincoln: "Oh yeah, let's see you play air guitar."
Spock: "To expect someone to play a guitar constructed of air, is not logical."
Lincoln: "Bozos!"