Gill7; "Ahh, you gotta buy rust protection on 'em or those Colecos will rust up on ya every time!"
TOS Caption Contest #152: Assignment: Mirth
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Gill7; "Ahh, you gotta buy rust protection on 'em or those Colecos will rust up on ya every time!"
Seven: "Oh, I've got all the classics on tape...Gunsmoke, Maverick, The Fugitive, 12 O'Clock High (first season only on that one)..."
Gary 7: Clean or press?
Kirk: Both. And let the hems out, I'm out of brown magic marker.
You can tell the Academy that I'm singing New York New York at the Emmy's, or they'll be singing the blues.
Guard: Have you heard Jim Nabors sing?
Kirk: You mean Gomer?
Spock: Heavenly. Just heavenly.
Nimoy: Yes, there is music in outer space. Unfortunately, there aren't any record players.
Chick: Wha..?
Spock: For just a few credits a month, you can do your part to help the UFPSPCA in feeding and sheltering these stray animals...
(CUE SARAH MACLACHLAN MUSIC)
Spock: I have a question about the Thanksgiving meal I'm preparing for the crew. Is it red wine, white wine, or Romulan ale that goes with cat?
Nimoy: "Young lady, you're not a true Trekkie until you're willing to allow ol' Lenny to go spelunking in your panties. So, then, are you a true Trekkie?"
There is no use of this word that doesn't bring a smile to my face!
Gary 7: "I have no intention of destroying Earth's history, I merely wish to collect the missing episodes of Doctor Who."
(If you had a time machine with a built in VCR, wouldn't you too?)
Gary 7: "I have no intention of destroying Earth's history, I merely wish to collect the missing episodes of Doctor Who."
(If you had a time machine with a built in VCR, wouldn't you too?)
KIRK: "I thought you were the Doctor! What with the sexy assistants and funky handheld gadget."
Nimoy: Buy my album or I'll force you to drink a bottle of Jones Tofurky and Gravy Soda.
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Jim: "Iiiiii ... don'tunderstand. I thought ... we ... were ... goingtobelooking at Spock's sperm count."
Doc: "You are. There's just so many that the screen appears full white."
Spock: "Heh heh heh ... bitches, take that."
Microsoft Commercial Announcer: "And here's Mister Gary 7 to tell you about the new features of Windows 7..."
Gary 7: These new CD players will be the wave of the future. Now Mr Spock, please hand me my CD, it's hanging on the wall.
Spock: Anne Murray. Logical.
Kirk: These guys are following me.
Spock: What guys, Captain?
Kirk: On the screen. Green and white people. Tell me you see them!
Spock: No. The screen isn't on yet.
Kirk: ...
Kirk, whispering to Spock: He wants an autograph of a certain T.J. Hooker character?
Spock: Just sign, will you, Captain?