TOS Caption Contest #151: Early Bird Special

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Don't do it, Jim!"
Kirk: "I must. Spock, Energize. <then, as he fades> SPRING BREAK! WOO-HOOOOO ..."

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "You wanna see something really cool? Watch what happens when I hit the 'OPEN' button!"

 

[Mistral]

"This sign is not logical," Spock thought, "Every man on board know's how to find this room!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, from inside: "Boy, if these walls could talk ..."
Rand laughs.
Kirk, from inside: "They can't talk, right?"

 

[Drob]

Where will you be when your explosive diarrhoea returns?

 

[Shatmandu]

Green Guy: "Twenty quatloos on the woman."

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Janice looks like their mother. Ayn looks like their father's fist."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "That explains the John Gault graffiti."

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: These are the little green guys who live inside the replicator and cook all that stuff.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Octomom really needs to stop having kids."

McCoy (OS): "Damn that Jim. So that's where he's been keeping Rand since Episode 13."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "It's Superman's Phantom Zone. Every once in a while, to fuck with them, he sends in a Super-Fart."

Kirk: "Okay, so far I see Brett Favre in the Blue guy on the far left and Will Ferrell in the Blue guy on the far right."

Kirk: "Hey! You! Front row Green! Put your penis away and get your hand off her tit: this isn't a Japanese commuter train ... "

 

[Rat Boy]

Migrant labor of the 23rd Century.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

SPOCK (to himself): "Fascinating. Yeoman Rand has been able to manufacture miniatures of vessels that assist barges laden with fruit preservative and then offer them to those who pay social visits to her in factors of three. I must share this news with the rest of the crew that appreciates nautical modeling..."

 

[Rat Boy]

The Haunted House ride just isn't the same anymore.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Kirk: "So...that nicer half of me...he really didn't..."
McCoy: "No, he didn't count the lines in the script to see who had the most..."

 

[Volpone_the_Fox]

McCoy: "Yeah, like THAT ain't gonna cause any problems!"
Spock: "...!"

 

[Hambone]

HOWARD A. ANDERSON: Hey, Fred! Look at the cool new special effect we came up with!

FRED FREIBERGER: Wow! I'll have a script written up right away! It'll be our best episode ever!

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Welcome to the Enterprise, leaders of planet Clones of Asshole IV."

 

[Nerys Myk]

[BugsBunny] Look at me Doc, I'm multiplying [/BugsBunny]