TOS Caption Contest #143: Mostly Muddy, Chance of Prostitutes
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MUDD: Oops, I messed up the file name. This is the StellaStevens model.
KIRK: I'll be in my bunk.
McCoy: "I'll be in her bunk. Rrowrr!"
Spock, strained: Mr. Mudd could you please activate the emegency open control. I've caught Flippy and Floppy in the lift door.
Spock, strained: Mr. Mudd could you please activate the emegency open control. I've caught Flippy and Floppy in the lift door.
Mudd: sigh "So how many bifurcated nob caught in the lift door punchlines do I have to endure?"
Spock: "We are on the Trek BBS."
Mudd: "My mistake, pray continue. I'll be here, holding onto this lift handle, praying for an aneurysm."
SPOCK:"The Halloween party does not have any gay pirates yet, Mr. Mudd. You will be the first."
McCOY:"Ever get a reacharound from a woman with batteries in her back?
YEP.
Right here."
CHEKOV:"Only 5 people follow Meester Spock on TWITTER?"
UHURA:"Pathetic..."
DeSALLE:"Hey...wait...that's YOUR page, Ensign!"
STELLA:"Where's the forty bucks you still owe me, Fatass?"
SPOCK:"Federation and Starfleet regulations and laws prevent belt buckles as large as yours from being unattended while aboard a starship."
For your information Mr Mudd yesterday's Fiesta Buffet was for crew only.
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Spock: "Captain Walsh, Stop poking my buttock with your erection.
Mudd: "I'm over here laddie."
Eve: "Sorry, the pills have made more than my boobs bigger."
Kirk: "I told the androids not to have sex with any of you. What's up with Uhura?"
*****BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*****
Kirk: "Last time Uhura, lose the vibrator!"
Soctty: "Och bit da lass just be meking er self 'appy capt'm."
Uhura: "Wicky wacky woo."
Kirk: "Thee will choose thy champion.
T'Stella: "As it was in the dawn of our days, as it is today, as it will be for all tomorrows, I make my choice ... This one!
McCoy: "No! I am to be the one. It was agreed."
Kirk: "Be silent!"
McCoy: "Hear me. I have made the ancient claim. I claim the right. The woman ...
Kirk: "Kroykah!"
McCoy: "I ask forgiveness."
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Spock: "Captain Walsh, Stop poking my buttock with your erection.
Mudd: "I'm over here laddie."
Eve: "Sorry, the pills have made more than my boobs bigger."
Kirk: "I told the androids not to have sex with any of you. What's up with Uhura?"
*****BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*****
Kirk: "Last time Uhura, lose the vibrator!"
Soctty: "Och bit da lass just be meking er self 'appy capt'm."
Uhura: "Wicky wacky woo."
Kirk: "Thee will choose thy champion.
T'Stella: "As it was in the dawn of our days, as it is today, as it will be for all tomorrows, I make my choice ... This one!
McCoy: "No! I am to be the one. It was agreed."
Kirk: "Be silent!"
McCoy: "Hear me. I have made the ancient claim. I claim the right. The woman ...
Kirk: "Kroykah!"
McCoy: "I ask forgiveness."
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Spock: Mr. Mudd, I believe I'm becoming woozy from the stench of peroxide, menthol cigarettes, and cheap vodka being emitted from your "bitches".
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I like it vhen you press them against me, Uhura.
I'm over here, sugar.
Chekov: "Wulcan blu-rey is soo dated!"
Kirk: "You're in luck Spock, those androids don't need a 2 prong adaptor."
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Kirk: "Ok lets go crew..."
<Nobody gets up>
Kirk: "Uhura fan dancing, again?"
Spock: "Uh huh"
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Everybody had heard Jim 'dropping the kids off at the pool' next door!
Mudd: <sigh> "Pimpin' aint easy..."
Spock: <pimp slaps Mudd> "My brother-from-another-mother Carl is 10.654 times the pimp you are!"
Note: For years I thought H. Mudds name was 'Hardcore' Fenton Mudd
Kirk: "I want a lift in the other elevator."
Stella: This bastard's idea of a romantic evening is a Viagra and a half drunk box of wine!
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