TOS Caption Contest #141: Pox Marks the Spot

[Rat Boy]

Shatmandudette: "Still needs salt."

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

Kirk: (Via monitor) I know you're hiding somewhere around here Tim Allen.

 

[scottydog]

Shatmandude: "I hate it when the woman is the puppeteer and I'm the puppet."

Shatmandudette: "Get used to it."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "I've found it. The cheez whiz wrappers, beer cans, and Playboys gave it away. This is where Shatmandu conceived his children and will conceive his future children."

Spock: "Prepare to beam aboard, Captain."

Kirk: "No time. Commence full photon torpedo bombardment of this entire area before further damage can be done to the human race."

 

[Oceanborn_angel]

Okay, which Red Shirt popped in the wrong tape?

Spock: I presume she's a relative of yours Mr. Sulu?

....if Neelix was "Morale Officer" aboard the Enterprise.

 

[Triskelion]

Daddy we signed up as members of your BBS to tell you dinner's ready.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Bridge, this is the captain. Never let Kanye West into an award show again."

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: ...Judge who?

 

[galleywest]

Sorry if this has already been done...

Spock: Ms. Shelley was correct: one must inject the subject with multiple bursts of electrical current before re-animation is possible.

Bones: Fine. Just quit calling me Igor!

 

[Triskelion]

Van Gelder: The sun'll come out, tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar...
McCoy: Two cc's of cordrazine he thinks he's Dustin Hoffman.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "... and then Shatmandu killed them all."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Kinda looks like Jim before his phaser hair removal treatments.

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Them's some big ass rats down in engineering.

Scotty: Aye. Any ideas on how to get rid of 'em?

Spock: I suggest we send down Lieutenant M'Ress to deal with them.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What a dick."

Uhura: "Actually, 'Kanye' is Swahili for 'Dick.'"

 

[Tribble]

Just one more minute, I'm changing into something more comfortable... what do you mean, Shatmandu has already left to the birthday party without me? Now I'll be stuck in this caption contest for another day!

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

(sorry if this one's been done...)

First guy in line: Hey, what'd it be worth to know where Shatner has hidden your bike?
Nimoy: Don't get lost in the part

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "It says here that Shatmandu had an appointment with some Rat Bastard. I didn't know Chuck E. was illegitimate."

 

[Alrik]

Edith (OS): "The idea of serving your plomeek broth was very kind Mr. Spock, but I'm afraid we must put an end to it. The after effects are making it smell like a sewer in here, and is likely putting us at risk of a methane explosion. I don't know about you, but I certainly don't want to die at such a young age."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "All I know is I woke up in Vegas buck naked, missing a tooth, and I now have a tatoo above my ass that reads 'Enter Here, Always Open'. But the worst part is.....I have no idea where I parked the Enterprise."

 

[Maurice]

How tight was Star Trek's budget?
It was so tight that everyone had to take shifts at the Desilu commissary.