TOS Caption Contest #140: Scotty-Centric

[M'Sharak]

"And it worrrrrrrks!"

 

[cooleddie74]

STAR TREK III:

THE SEARCH FOR SOFTENER

 

[Kirby]

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Kirk: You know Scotty, a moustache would look good on you... oh, and by the way, I received a special shipment of Ho-Ho's, help yourself.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Not Penny's boat. Not Penny's boat."
Spock: "*sigh* Why'd I have to buy him those Lost DVDs?"

 

[Shaw]

Anyone got some more quarters?​

SHAW: Freakin epic!!!!!!

Thanks!

That one worked out better than my first idea...

Oh well... live and learn.

 

[Gertch]

That's hilarious Shaw!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: If you use the last sheet of toilet paper in the officer's head, PUT IN ANOTHER GODDAMN ROLL! Oh, by the way, the hand I'm using to pull on yah... the bare hand I had to wipe with.

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk The Douche: By the way Mr. Scott, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy aren't real.

[Scotty's bottom lip begins to quiver and his eyes start to tear up]

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Look, I'm sorry I backed over Keenser with a shuttlecraft. He was standing in my blindspot; what was I supposed to do? We'll get you another little alien assistant, I promise."

Scotty: "I...I just wanted to tell you we were out of coffee."

Kirk: "Oh...yeah."

 

[M'Sharak]

That one worked out better than my first idea...

Oh well... live and learn.

Made me laugh.

It gets almost hypnotic after a while.

 

[T'Girl]

That trekie girl with the camera phone is getting too damned close ... I vont do be a lone.