Chekov: "*gulp!*"
Chekov: "Your name is Vhegas?"
Vhegas: "Yes. And what happens in Vhegas stays in Vhegas."
Vhegas: "You catch on pretty quick, Chee-koof."
*raises hand*
TOS Caption Contest #139: Insert Horrible Pun Here
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Vhegas: "You catch on pretty quick, Chee-koof."
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins plays on the ship's intercom.
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins plays on the ship's intercom.
Nimoy: "laugh all you will, Shatner. You're on next".
Nimoy: "I'm going to direct you all someday."
Doohan (tears in his eyes): Oh, that's rich, Lenny. Next thing you know Shatner, here, is gonna direct us!
Shatner (stops laughing abruptly): Watch it, Doohan!
*raises hand*
Kirk: "Bones, if the cafeteria ever finds out you swiped those salt and pepper shakers I'll be forced to put you on report; Chef already has it in for you after you made him do jumping jacks while only wearing his chef's hat."
Kirk: Well, Bones, what are you waiting for? You gonna stick that thing in my ass or am I gonna half to do it myself?
Benny Hill: I can has cheezburger?
Chekov: Vhat is taking that executioner...
Chekov: <regarding the tribble that fell out of Spock's pantleg> Vell that explains the purring.
Uhura: But not the smell.
McCoy: Or the little black hairs all over the bridge.
McCoy: Dammit Jim! Stop getting an enema and pulling the plug in my quarters!
Kirk: Can I...just have the plug back now? Unless you want a replay of today's jalapeno enchilada platter.
"Gremlins! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!"
Nobody's going to TELL you your breath stinks.
Kirk's first encounter with ecstacy was more memorable than he'd end up recalling.
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Kirk: Damnit! I told Scotty not to repurpose the M-5 into Uhura's dildo.
