TOS Caption Contest #139: Insert Horrible Pun Here

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: I found this lodged in your first officer asshole.
Kirk: Could ya have at least washed it before showing me?

 

[26138]

People in Packed Turbolift: Jesus Christ!! Who's dropped their guts?!?!?!?!

Running Kirk: Hahahahaha!!!! Kirk Out!!!!


PS - What ep is this cap from??

Tomorrow is Yesterday, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Shatmandu]

PS - What ep is this cap from??

Tomorrow is Yesterday, if I'm not mistaken.

Yep.

Joe, yepped

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "This fell out of your pantleg."

Chekov: "Your name is Vhegas?"
Vhegas: "Yes. And what happens in Vhegas stays in Vhegas."
Chekov: "Oy."

Vhegas: "You such a little man. I have panty shields bigger than you."

 

[Gertch]

The warp furnace coming on always scared Kirk out of the Enterprise's basement.

 

[Triskelion]

Oil your pork medallion?
I'm good, thanks.
Shuck your cob?
No, thanks.
Marinade your bratwurst?
Still no.
Bring you to climax manually?
That vun.

For crying out loud Mr Scott! Wait till I've left!
I cannae hold it captain! The haggis, she's gonna blow!
But I haven't evacuated yet!
Nay, but yer about to meet one!

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Sulu told me to give this to you. He said you'd know where to put it.

McCoy: Does this smell like ass to you?

McCoy: Do you mind plugging in the popcorn popper for me.

McCoy: Vulcan penis rock?

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Pull my Feinberger ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^

Show of hands: did anyone get that?

If so, you are a serious Trek fan.

Joe, obscured

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Hey good looking! We'll be back to pick you up later!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a Yeoman who says that I am the one, but the kid is not my son."

Shatner: "So if I sing, it'll shock my nuts?"
Kelley: "Yep. Yours rather than ours, for a change."

 

[johcomp]

PS - What ep is this cap from??

Tomorrow is Yesterday, if I'm not mistaken.

Yep.

Joe, yepped

Thanks Guys

Kirk: Tag!! You're it!!

 

[johcomp]

Kirk: (tunelessly) I wanna live like common......people.....

McCoy: Errr Jim, I'm tryin to save your ass at this court-martial!! <whispers> Blast this white noise filter, he thinks its a goddam karaoke!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Talk louder, Jim.

It's for the sexual harrassment investigation regarding Janice Rand. This old analog mike won't pick up your excuses unless you shout."

MARATHON HAM

This time...it's VERY safe

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"I sure HOPE dees isn't de massage vit the Happy Ending.

PLEASE..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

^^^

Show of hands: did anyone get that?

If so, you are a serious Trek fan.

Joe, obscured

Oh, I got it. I need help.

 

[Alrik]

Shatner: *cough, cough* "Sorry. Now what were you saying about your bike, Len?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMOY: No,seriously we've been canceled.

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "You're sure you don't want the underwear back?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Played shipwide, the recordings from McCoy's microphone inside Spock's toilet was a bit hit.