TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[T'Boggan]

Spock; "Now which one is 'The Vulcan Mind Meld' and which one is 'The Vulcan Head Squish' I can never remember!?"

MCCOY: "I was young and I needed the money, but Back in the Safe Deposit for a rainy day!"

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy: well Spock?
Spock: well what?
McCoy: well what is he saying?
Spock: beats me, can't get good reception...

...

McCoy: Well he has a friggin satelitte dish on his head...tune the damn thing in!

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy was at it again with his childish pranks....this time it was pissing in Kirk's locker.

 

[Triskelion]

Sitting Bull? Sorry, I thought you said to channel Sleeping Ass.

or...

McCoy: Dear God Spock! The acupuncture needles go on top!

Building houses from used AOL CDs may have saved the planet, but they just ruined it again with spent tissues.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Hmm. Let's see what Spock's personal diary says. Here we go: 'Why I Will Murder Dr. Leonard McCoy, Volume #12,369.'"

Spock: "He also lusts after her Mexican cousin Miramanny."

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy: Those Gorns sure have big Condomns

McCoy: Wait a minute.... this isn't a condom....good lord look at the size of Uhura's diaphram!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kelley: "What kind of drunk needs this many coasters?"
Roddenberry, offscreen: "De! Thanks for coming over right from the set."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "That's great, Spock, but where are Scotty, Sulu, and Chekov?"

Spock: "One is dressed as a motorcycle driver, another as a construction worker, and the last as a cowboy. Apparently they are all interested in joining the Navy."

 

[Shatmandu]

After the meld, it was determined Kirk had merely passed out because the caption contest was changed early.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Find out which slot machine has the best payout."

As I'm surrounded by Native American casinos, this is both completely politically incorrect and mercilessly funny. Outrageously funny.

On the way to work today, my wife asked me why I was giggling while driving.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Find out which slot machine has the best payout."

As I'm surrounded by Native American casinos, this is both completely politically incorrect and mercilessly funny. Outrageously funny.

On the way to work today, my wife asked me why I was giggling while driving.

Joe, married up

After inventing Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy last week, I couldn't stop laughing when I was out on my morning jog. I hope the people I passed thought I was listening to something funny on my iPod.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Make him a chicken this time."
Spock: "You ... are ... a chicken."
Kirk: "BAKAAWWKK!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Who was that masked man?"

Spock: "From what I can tell, his name is Kemosabee."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Do you have to bang his head against the ground like that?"
Spock: "Nope. <does it again>"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"My mind to your mind...

My thoughts...to your thoughts.

I am taking you back...back to the boy playing with the Lone Ranger toys on your creepy, naked uncle's lap in Iowa..."

"Wow.

People still watch ROAD HOUSE?

Oh, well. Their way or their highway."

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk got a lot more than he bargained for when he asked Spock and McCoy for a 'Native Facial.'

 

[Triskelion]

Happy ending?

 

[cooleddie74]

An American Indian-themed road show of THE MIRACLE WORKER was a bad idea in more ways than one...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Milli Vanilli had enough material for a Greatest Hits album?


You think you can't be shocked anymore...and then this."

 

[Triskelion]

What the heck kind of filing system is this...he's got the Led Zeppelin in with the Toni Basil.