TOS Caption Contest #131 - 3 Centuries of Late Fees

[Voyager]

McCoy: OH CRAP...I knew I forgot to return a movie to blockbuster...

 

[NathanielM]

Spock: Our minds Kirok are melding We are... <grimaces and raises right eyebrow>
McCoy: well NOW WHAT?
Spock: I can't do this he is fantasizing something about green jello you, me, Scotty and Sulu in the shower... He is also fantasizing grabbing the orion chicks breasts... All this at once.
McCoy: Damn that's disgusting. What a dirty mind!
Spock:Indeed. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

McCoy: Vulcan women gone wild? What in blazes?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I believe he's choking on a food cube."

McCoy: "Then why are you rubbing his cheeks?"

Spock: "Is that not where humans store food?"

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "Captain. You must hold still and open wider if you are to learn the proper way to T-Bag."

 

[Gertch]

Thanks for the WIN!!!

Spock: "... and they were huge. Like 'this' big..."

"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go? That carries the death penalty in 47 star systems."

 

[M'Sharak]

[thinking] "Wow, Mentone Beach!"

"Close, Doctor... but no cigar."

"MELVYL! Now we're gettin' someplace. I just hope I can remember my password."

[talking to self] "Volume Four? I didn't... " [calling out loud] "Hey, Jim!
You'll never guess what I just found! It's Vulcan Love Sl- "
[O.C. - sound of woman screaming]

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Spock! What are you getting from him?"

Spock: "Fascinating Doctor. It is like nothing I have ever experienced. The sense of openness is disturbing. It is almost like standing in the middle of a giant empty warehouse."

McCoy: "Ha! I knew it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Drop it in the mail they said. Seems almost too simple. I wonder if need a stamp?

 

[Alrik]

"What in the hell is Christine's Diaphram doing in MY locker?!"

 

[highlander]

McCoy: "Weekend at Bernie's II...Well I can't miss with this one."

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Hmm. An Orion Orgasm Inducer. Better keep this hidden."

McCoy: "So THAT'S where it went. Spock, get that thing off of him before he has a heart attack or something....McCoy to Enterprise. We're going to need some clean towels and a gallon of Gatorade, stat."

 

[highlander]

McCoy: "Damn it Spock what is it?"
<A single tear runs down the face of Kirk and Spock>
Spock: "He's warning me about the dangers of pollution."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk: I AM....BAAARACK!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Rabbi Al Gornstein: "Hold him ssstill. I'm giving him a circumcisssion, not a cassstration."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Rabbi Al Gornstein: "Hold him ssstill. I'm giving him a circumcisssion, not a cassstration."

Ummm..that was funny!!

Rob

 

[highlander]

Rabbi Al Gornstein: "Hold him ssstill. I'm giving him a circumcisssion, not a cassstration."

Spock: "Of course Rabbi. But do you think a tomahawk is the best instrument for the procedure?"
Gornstien: "He insissssted."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK(as Kirk):Leave me here and let Spock take command.

MCCOY: You're not fooling anyone. You're moving his jaw and you suck at Ventriloquism.

 

[26138]

Spock: You cannot sing... You cannot sing... Don't even try... Rocketman is not for you...

 

[Michael]

McCoy (thinking): "Is that spinach in the corner of my mouth?"

Captain Kirk's fondness for cosplay took an unexpected turn when Spock lived out his desire to perform the swapping of bodily fluids.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Uh Spock, you're beginning to drool.