TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: This is the last time I buy anything from Crewman Beckwith... these pills are too much!

 

[26138]

Kirk: My chicken sandwich and coffee? This is my chicken sandwich and coffee?! I want these food cubes off the ship. I don't care if it takes every man we've got, I want them off the ship!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I prefered it when there was a goddamned Tribble on my plate."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Jim, when are we gonna get off the all-Easter Egg and candy diet and switch to stuff that doesn't keep me plugged up or awake all night with the sugar jitters?"

"Spock-ett!!!"

(*GREAT JOB!*)

"This game sucks.

Someone take your top off!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Shoplifting from the Starfleet Apple Store.

A chore all by itself.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "We've got no captain and no first officer to replace him."

Kirk: "Yeah we do."

Stealth Spock: "Uh, I'm standing right here."

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk was at a loss for words when Bones showed him the Invisible Easter Bunny.

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "Bones! That's not your napkin that you're grabbing."

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "If it weren't for the martinis, I don't think I could stomach this stuff."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Damn it, Jim, I'm a bartender, not a doctor.
Kirk: You got that right.

 

[26138]

Kirk: Bones, how'd you get so good with the cocktail shaker?
Bones: Damn it Jim, it's those long, lonely nights in Sickbay - I've got plenty of time to practice.

 

[Outpost4]

Gary7, if you want to update your photoshop, and it is a nice update, then do it through a new caption. Leave your old one on line. Otherwise you leave folks like 26138 and me in the lurch. I had to go back and edit my post to include your new picture.

Another option is to leave the location and/or title of the new photoshop the same as the old one. Update the picture but don't change the IP address. I know I can do this with Village Photos. I'm not sure about Image Shack.

Just a suggestion.

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: Dammit Jim the vermouth is across the room with the cap off! A martini doesn't get any drier!
Kirk: Drier.
<communicator beeps>
Kirk: Kirk here.
Chekov: Yes keptin. It's a Russian inwention. That is all.

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Sorry, Bones. Bernie Madhoff made it sound like a no-brainer."

McCoy: "*grumble* "So much for retiring to Raisa when I turn 60."

 

[Rat Boy]

Stealth Spock might have better luck if someone didn't keep playing "Minnie the Moocher" every time he tried to sneak around.

 

[Zachary Smith]

Kirk: I'm sure it's annoying, Bones. But it WILL wear off. I'll grant you superglue in your toothpaste is a bit extreme but you have to admit, putting it your hand lotion IS kind of funny. Spock is TRYING to understand humor, Bones. He's TRYING.

Spock prepared to demonstrate the Crouching Groucho/Hidden Vulcan move as the most devastating in all Starfleet Martial Arts training . . .

Spock (whispering): Hey buddy, SAY the secret woid!

In spite of being the laughing stock of the ship, the Chess Club spent half of every meeting gloating about how "kewl" they thought they were . . . .

 

[Shatmandu]

Due to mass reluctance, Spock had to use stealth when doing his all-crew hernia checks.

Leslie: "I just hit the Federation Powerball! Thirty-million credits!"
Uhura, via intercom: "Mister Leslie, please report to transporter room. Security detail, in hunt for killer gas cloud."
Leslie: "When I get back, I'm signing off this fuckin' ship! Fuck all you assholes!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I don't get it. The caption contest from a year ago is getting more attention than this one. But how? A lot of those old jokes have run their course..."

Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy: "Uh, OH!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Eating a family-sized bag of Fritos Scoops in one night isn't normal."
Kirk: "Then we shouldn't sell them!"

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk: I got to tell you Bones that was the best remedy you ever gave me! Who woulda thought that if you freeze these nutrition cubes and shove them up your ass; they absolutely quell and quench these hemmorroids.... Really really did the trick Bones...

Bones: Exactly how many do you have up there Jim? You're sitting at an odd angle...

Kirk: Oh...a few or so times 10.....

Bones: Ya know Mr. Sulu has been complaining about severe rectal pain...I wonder if this would help...but more importantly we have to find the cause of it and I'll be damned if I can figure it out.