TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time

[Rat Boy]

Orion: "Either he hops in bed with us or you leave. Your choice, hotshot."

 

[Geckothan]

McCoy: Damnit Jim, they forgot to put the toy in!

 

[M'Sharak]

Running Spock and Stealth Spock in the Lazarus Corridor

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Sorry, I thought it was empty.

 

[T'Boggan]

McCoy: " I know I put my teeth down right here Jim "

Spock " Right behind the Eight ball sucker!"

Mr Leslie "Ok Ok! Now we have McCoys teeth what do we do with them!"

Mini Spock " Tee Hee!"
No one knew where Spocks 'Mini -Me' would turn up next...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Elmer Spock: "Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wedshirts."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Every time we sit down to eat, you bring up defecating. Every. GODDAMNED. Time."


* Inspired by my sister-in-law, who does.

Leslie: "Bet they're not having this much fun in the minority rec room, Chas."

Spock's first foray into horseplay, goosing Crewman Clyde, caused an anti-matter containment leak that killed three.

 

[Shatmandu]

Leslie: "... and then Scotty ate the Hungry, Hungry Hippos."

 

[Triskelion]

You've got to nip it in the bud, Captain!

Ernest T Bass: I'm gonna git that vulcan!

 

[Shatmandu]

They were all smiles until they noticed McCoy had taken the "Operation" game and added "Jumping-Jack Stretchy Nuts" as one of the afflictions.

 

[Rat Boy]

*Later*

Kirk: "But what of Spock? But what of Spock?"

Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy: "Oh, who gives a fuck? At we're down to just...uh, OH!"

Kirk: "My shoes!"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Thanks for the win. It seems the old jokes are the best. I'm kind of shocked that one hadn't been issued before. Good thing the contest dragged on, eh?

McCoy: "Damnit, Jim. Can we have at least one meal where you don't bring up Shatmandu and his screwy life?"

Seated male gold-shirt: " Back off girls. Leslie's all mine. Later, he's going to show me his exploding rocks trick."

McCoy: "If I find that leprechaun, I'm kicking him square in his nuts. I'm sick and tired of lucky charms. Magically delicious, my ass!"

 

[johcomp]

KIRK: Bones, why are you cutting your lunch with a scalpel?

McCOY: (slamming table) Cos I'm a DOCTOR, that's why!!!!!

 

[Gary7]

Red shirt: "Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?"

 

[highlander]

With the economy in the toilet, Spock was forced to mug crewmen at the Enterprise ATM.

 

[highlander]

The junior officer key party was always a big success.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Captain... there's something wrong with Deck 17....
Spock from a few minutes into the future: Captain... there's something wrong with Deck 17...

 

[Shatmandu]

Leslie: "What a great time we're hav-"
Chekov, offscreen, just walking in: "Hey, everyone!"
<All turn, look at him, look at each other, stand, leave.>

<Spock nerve-pinches Crewman Clyde.>
Spock, as he lets him down gently: "I apologize, Crewman, but the Captain's scavenger hunt list includes the underpants of a member of engineering."

Kirk: "But why, at every meal, would she bring up pooping? Or farts? Farts!"
McCoy: "How the Hell would I know? I'm try'na fucking eat here, dude."
Kirk: "EXACTLY!"

Spock, goosing Clyde: "You, in the parlance, are 'it' at this time, crewman."

 

[Mysterion]

McCoy: Again with the marshmellow peeps for lunch! Damnit, Jim!
Kirk: 'Physician, feed thyself.'

 

[Gary7]

Eddie Paskey got carried away with trying to be in nearly every scene on Star Trek.