TOS Caption Contest #127 - Very Strange New Worlds

[Gertch]

"Your Outpost4 vill not be able to save you. Twenty minutes ago we found him plugging in his amplifier. Obviously he did not know vee operate on 220 volts."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "From down there does it look like I surrounded by robot penises?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Freebird again? You got it, Short Round."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Too short? Didn't Outpost say he was recording a children's record?


Thanks for the mic stands, Joe.

After a short nap, I'm feeling much better about the world. It also helps that my last remix made the record listenable. During our morning drive listening to the remix, we even came up with a five word, three part harmony for an accent in the Moody Blues/Shins song. We quickly recorded it when we got home. Soon after that, buddy left town with a piece he could take to his wife and she'd like it. That's all that matters. We are actually quite close to a finished product. It will take 2-3 more attempts to create a final mix, and then another try or two to get a polished master, but we'll have this all done within two weeks, record time in my book. Especially for a band record, less than a month from the first note recorded to a completed product is incredibly fast. Add another 20 days for Discmakers to turn it around, and we'll have CDs for sale and downloads on iTunes within two months after I first yelled from the control room, "Recording!"

In case you're interested, here's the artist: Hans Mayer

I'm changing out the contest right now.

 

[cooleddie74]

"De conventional torture is not verking.

Bring out ze Sanjaya mixtape."

 

[cooleddie74]

ALEXANDER:"I've never shanked a Canadian guy with a receding hairline and expanding gut before...don't make me!"

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Listen, Shatmandu -- I'm tired of your gay jokes, sexual disfunction jokes, Sulu innuendos, Rand gangbang comments, girdle gaffs, toupe retorts, fart fallacies...."

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: "Listen, Shatmandu -- I'm tired of your gay jokes, sexual disfunction jokes,
Sulu innuendos, Rand gangbang comments, girdle gaffs, toupe retorts, fart fallacies...."

Shatmandu: One more word and you're getting your glands expressed. With this!

 

[The Castellan]

Kirk: I hope that knife's been properly steirlized.
Midgit:......
Kirk: Well....you can catch sorts of nasty stuff from a dirty knife....tetinus, lockjaw, not to mention staflocopolus.....

~In an alternate time, Daniels sends Kirk and Spock to WW2 America~
Kirk: Spock, you just had to blab about everything.
Spock: I am sorry, but when interrogated, especially with a machine gun next to one's head, one must be truthful.
Kirk: But you had to tell them the real reason on why we are here....to kill the Furer and restore the timeline?
Spock: Captain, I am sorry, but I neglected to have the foresight to think of the possibility that this man is the furer.