TOS Caption Contest #127 - Very Strange New Worlds

[Outpost4]

Village Photos is back to working fast so let's change out the contest while the changing is good.

This mini-contest was won by the regulars. Attaboys go to Nerys Myk, Triskelion and highlander. This puts highlander into double digits for wins and gets Nerys Myk to within spitting distance of thirty winning captions.

Spock: "So I assume preparations A thru G were unsuccessful Lieutenant?"

Sorry son, you were supposed to snatch a pebble from the Captain's hand. Not his left testicle.

MCCOY: Spock, did you miss the part where I said tribbles are born pregnant???

For our next contest we'll use some of the stranger situations our heroes have run into. For the third contest in a row, our bonus pic comes out of the Props Re-used thread.

As I have company starting tonight, I don't know exactly when I'll change out the contest again but it will be under a week.





TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alrik
Alyssa (3x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (21x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (11x)
Dohlman
DrBob (9x)
DS9Sega (7x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (22x)

goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Johnnyracefan
John_Picard (3x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (5x)
Mistral
Mojochi
M'Sharak (12x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (25x)

Plus one this time for a total of 26!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (16x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (35x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Sector 7
Shatmandu (23x)

shivkala
Sir Rhosis (2x)
S'Kai
Super Grover
Tan Ru
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (15x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2x)
Tim M (3x)
Toban Kal
Triskelion (11x)

Plus one this time for a total of 12!
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler (4x)
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

"Disobey Master Heinz and I'll have to spank your bare bottoms, you naughty, naughty boys!"

Kirk: Didn't you used to be green...and a lizard?

After his bizarre appearance on Letterman, Joaquin Phoenix thought he needed a makeover. It didn't help.

 

[Outpost4]

Nazi: Vestigial chest hair is illogical, Vulcan.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "My God. He's got a Third Reich all right."

Kirk: "Get in my belly!"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "You know, you really should do something about that hangnail."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Spock, the next time anyone asks if your name is Max Mosley, you say NO!"

Kirk: "You do not want to compare penis rocks with me boy."

"Carl Spock has nothing on this pimp!"

Spock: "Prince Harry I presume."

 

[scottydog]

Colonel Klink: "Gentlemen, welcome to Stalag 13."

Spock: "Stalag 12.94, to be precise."

Kirk: "Klink is looking for you, Corporal LeBeau."

 

[Kirby]

Kirk: My chest hair? It'll be delivered next Tuesday.

 

[Outpost4]

So I went out to dinner with Captain Garth and he said, "Is it hot in here or am I just crazy?"

Kirk: OK, OK, I agree. Tusk is Fleetwood Mac's best record. Sheesh!

 

[MANT!]

(Kirk in Vegas)
SPOCK!!! THIS ISN"T THE CIRCUS MIDGET I HAD IN MIND!!!

 

[Mysterion]

Revealed: the exact moment that K/S fanfic was born!

 

[Outpost4]

^ You're going to make me sorry I ever posted this picture.

 

[scottydog]

Nazi, to Spock: "Why is this man all sweaty?"

Spock: "That is not sweat. It is Vulcan saliva."

 

[Shatmandu]

Herr Flick: "Our park restrooms are for using the toilet, not what you two were doing ..."

Kirk: "Then you shouldn't fall asleep at parties."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Yes, yes; I know. 'Ve have vays of making you talk' and all that bullshit. Just get on with it."

Kirk: "You little prick!"

Lord Garth, Master of Fabulous.

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win and the Mudd Club Outpost4!

Ve are lookink for some backup sinkers for our musik video. Can you...wie sagt man..."vogue"?
Logically.

Euripides, Eumenides.

Versace unveils its new "Airport Strip Search" line.

 

[Rat Boy]

The real reason why Garth had Marta offed? She pointed out the boots.

 

[Shatmandu]

I know the contest is over, but I thought of this one on the way home last night:

McCoy: "Who taught you how to use a ball gag?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Herr Flick: "We will soon know your secrets: we have your man Sulu in the torture chamber."
<Kirk glances at Spock. Both smirk.>

Kirk: "But 'little person' sounds worse than 'midget.'"

Kirk: "You can have the tablecloth back when I'm done."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Herr Flick to Spock: "Ze Fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobies, waz zis man ze model?"