TOS Caption Contest #125 - 5 Day Work Week

[cooleddie74]

HANSON:"Why didn't you assholes TELL ME the recipe called for only ten minutes' cooking and not TWENTY?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Hanson: "You couldn't get here any faster, Enterprise? My pecker looks like a piece of jerky because you dilly-dallied, you know ..."

Sulu, with a start: "Ambassador Looseanus, I had no idea you were coming to visit."

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Brilliant move Sulu. Steve the orderly and Bob the janitor at helm and navigation!

 

[highlander]

Uhura was not pleased when she was transfered to the all-gay gamma shift.

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Sand art. Every time I go to one of these festivals I blow my money on sand art. And as soon as I get back one of you fuckers spills it!"

 

[highlander]

Hanson: "Conditions on Ebola IV are worse than we anticipated."

 

[Shatmandu]

^^


Sulu takes the Enterprise antiquing:

Sulu: "That clamshell lamp -- My ... GOD!"

 

[Gertch]

Kirk on viewscreen: "Mister Sulu! What are your blowup dolls doing on MY bridge?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: That's it, can these two losers!!! Uhura, get me Vomit and Grignak!!!!

 

[Starpaul20]

Obi-wan (off screen): You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them!

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Either you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain"

 

[Redfern]

Quasihanson: "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!!!"

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Zachary Smith]

Sulu finally understands the need for a "Mature" rating on the box when the Night-shift crew shows him what happens to hookers in the "Grand Theft Enterprise" game.

Kirk: I want ANSWERS, Mister. What's going ON here? Tuesday afternoons are ALWAYS finger-painting in the Rec-room. ALWAYS!

McCoy: It's Wednesday, Jim--

Kirk: TUESDAY afternoons, in the rec-room. Finger-painting. I want ANSWERS!

"Kirk? Captain--WHO? I don't GIVE a good goddamn! You kids get the HELL off of my lawn!!"

 

[26138]

Whatever you do, don't let Spock shoot it in your face..

 

[battrekker]

Hanson: "MmmBob!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Margaret Hamilton? No, she's not here!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Commander Harvey Hanson: "If I had two faces, would this be the one I'd be wearing?"

 

[Triskelion]

Do you have some salve I could borrow? Some balm, perhaps? Perchance an ointment or liniment? Sprig of aloe?

 

[Nerys Myk]

HANSON: Attack? No, my damned cat knocked over some candles again!

 

[M.J.Nugula]

Uhura: What is that smell?
Sulu: Oh bull I sat on the captains log!
Helm and Navigation (together):I had nothing to do with it!

Uhura: Captain I'm not smoking that bong in front of me, especially not through that blue water!
McCcoy: Perhaps this hosed one, in front of me will do Uhura?
Kirk: No, no! YOU must combine the two bongs to defeat whatever it is we're against!
Scotty: oh bloody CRAP!

Hanson: Jim.....(gurgle...gurgle.....gurgle) Stick to command NOT chemistry!