TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week

[M'Sharak]

CHEKOV: He vishes to speak vit a "Tennesee Tuxedo"

KIRK: (O/C, affecting a Don Adams voice) Well, you tell Chumley to GET... ME... OUT OF HERE!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Chekov: It appears sir, he is demanding the return of...a bucket.

(only serious fans of lolcats will really get the reference but as soon as I saw the walrus couldn't resist.)

I got it too, nice one. It directly inspired...

More lolTrek

(Joke spoiling link if you need it)

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, in Mother Horta-mode: "PAIN! PAIN!"

 

[highlander]

Spock singing: "Thanks.... for the mammaries."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Surak once taught in the midst of our greatest war and strife:

More than a handful? Illogical."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Keptin...It's Mister Scott calling from de bridge of de Romulan wessel."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: This is what it is like... TO FEEL!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious.

It appears that Miss Noel has just been in a very cold room."

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: It's a walrus hailing your from a dentist in Alabama, Keptin.
Kirk: What is a walrus doing at a dentist in Alabama, Mr. Chekov?
Chekov: Sir, everyone knows in Alabama, Tuscaloosa.
Kirk: Groucho Marx will have your hide, Lieutenant.

 

[cooleddie74]

First Contact with the spacefaring people of the Roseanne Nebula was awkward...but productive.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Pain...

loneliness...

separation...

lift...

SUPPORT."

 

[Shatmandu]

Wal-Russ: "With the contest not being rolled over yet, maybe Outpost4 really does think there are eight days in a week ..."

Wal-Russ: "Hey, Kirk: next time you stick your dick in a blowhole, give a guy some notice, unkay? <angrily pushes button to hang up>"

 

[cooleddie74]

WAL-RUSS:"Dammit, Kirk...do you like Quaker Oats or not?

I'm running out of time to negotiate over here!!"

 

[Cakes488]

Spock: I cannot disengage this probe from it's base Captain. I need some form of lubricant to gain entry to this vessel.

Kirk: Spock, that line sounds familiar.... have you been eavesdropping outside my quarters again? *rings bones* Bones, Spock and I need lubricant quickly on deck 4, and hurry.... he's in a great deal of pain.

Bones: If I hear your name, lubricant and pain in the same sentence one more time this week..... I'm resigning!!! Besides Jim, I don't have any here in sick bay, it seems we're plumb out until we get to Anal colony IV.

Kirk: Bones! We've no time for this...tell nurse chapel that spock needs lubricant administered to him immediately and to fetch it from my cabin, it's right next to my eyeliner.

Bones: Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a pharmacy! And what is so urgent about getting that probe open?

Kirk: Bones we need the base of that probe for our keg party tonight....and don't ask any other questions because then you'll be forced to resign.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Yes Keptin, it is a Walrus and yes, dere are 8 days in a week. What? It's outer space!"

 

[Alrik]

Chekov: "Vaht a tool."

 

[Alrik]

Chekov: "You know, Russians inwented de talking valrus."

 

[Alrik]

"Hold it right there....

...or Righty gets a nipple twist."

 

[Cakes488]

Walrus: Hi Chekov..... I'm due for a trim so I thought I'd give you a buzz to get the name of your *nifty* barber.

Chekov: Dere's a joker in every universe Kaptin.

 

[Alrik]

Dispite the teasing from the crew, the inter species slow dance was Spock's favorite part of the evening.