In the 23rd century the term "Better dead that red" had a whole new meaning.
TOS Caption Contest #122 - Into the Arena
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In the 23rd century the term "Better dead that red" had a whole new meaning.
METRON:"Stay back, Earthman.
Or my disco-glitter skirt will blind you into submission!"
"OOPS.
Guess that other button on the phaser WASN'T the right one."
KIRK:"How the blazes can you be giving me a buffalo shot?
You're a LIZARD."
KIRK:"...and that's when the Gorn captain flashed me the buffalo shot."
SPOCK:"He was a reptillian.""
KIRK:"I've already gone over this once. Once is enough."
"Wait...you ssssssssssaid over sssubssspace...you had A COUPON."
"Wait...you ssssssssssaid over sssubssspace...you had A COUPON."
"No, I said I had a CAPTION. I just hoped it'd be swapped out before you got here."
Kirk: "Oh my God!!!! It is you!!! Micheal Jackson, here on Pedophilia IV. Who would have thunk it."
Kirk: "This is the best role playing EVER!!!!"
Gorn: "Thhiissss issss what passesssss for porn on earth INTRUDER!!"
If your ensign holds his breath in a temper tantrum, always remember that he'll start breathing again once he passes out.
Metron; "5'10" actually, your species is yet to discover perspective."
"Hey Al! You got laid off too, eh? Spare a dime?"
"Sssssome of us went on to better thingsssss."
Kirk: Oh, boy. I gotta stop letting Sulu set me up on blind dates.
Kirk: "I'd like to buy a vowel. An E, please?"
Pat Sajack (off camera): "Vanna, do we have any Es?"
Al Gorn, the pizza delivery lizard and aspiring rap star (rapping): "Cuz the boyzzz n tha hood are always hard
Come talkin that trasssh and we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, I ain't sssaid ssshit"
Gorn: I'm just doing this until I can get my album together.
Kirk: Oh, are you interested in a duet?