TOS Caption Contest #118 - Angry Children Means It Must Be Christmas

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Spock: "I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albequerque."

McCoy: "I'm a Doctor, not a navigator."

 

[Mistral]

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This is the most life-like wax figure I've ever seen! Madam Tussaud has out-done herself!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Spock: "Meet Leonard McCoy, a simple country doctor aboard the starship Enterprise. However, take one transporter and one ion storm and he'll find himself with a one-way ticket to...The Twilight Zone."

Denny Crane: "Alan! Alan! Get them away from me! I don't want to help poor people anymore!"

Spock: "I suspect Dr. McCoy has a lifetime subscription to this publication. It seems to be on his intellectual level."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Spock: "I used a Tricorder to analyze the ... leavings ... which were continuously clogging up the toilet in my quarters. Your leavings, as it turns out ..."

Spock: "Odd that your office computer was used to research an 'upper deck' just before the toilet in my quarters began having the ... troubles ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

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The school board pulled the plug on Captain Kirk's sex ed course after the first day.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Spock: "The caption contest was updated before Tuesday, correct?"

McCoy: "Right."

Spock: "That means you lost the bet with Miss Wallace, correct?"

McCoy: "Yep."

Spock: "You won't be able to watch her pleasure herself with that tinfoil phallus, correct?"

McCoy: "Uh huh."

Spock: "And you also owe her a plate of cookies."

McCoy: "There's just one problem with that."

Spock: "Oh?"

McCoy: "I don't know how to bake."

 

[Outpost4]

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^ Spock: Ask Rÿcher. He knows how to bake.

 

[highlander]

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Spock: "It may be the pon farr talking but.....Dr. your buttocks are sublime."

 

[highlander]

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In the JJ Abram's universe/time-line Mad Magazine is more respected than Time or Newsweek.

 

[highlander]

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Kirk: "For the last time I DON"T CHANGE POOPY DIAPERS. I don't do it for McCoy and I won't do it for you."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Miri: "Go on, Jim. Tell us more about this 'E Plebmnista.'"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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At some conventions, "get a life" didn't go down so well.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SPOCK: Mileage is a bit high. Body needs a little work. Tell you what. Knock off a hundred bucks and I'll take it.

KIRK: So where's that ugly mofo? The creepy ginger kid with the horse face...

...he's right behind me, isn't he?

SPOCK: Humor, it is a difficult concept.

 

[cooleddie74]

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SPOCK:"I heard that, Doctor.

Be wary.

Your mouth is writing checks your tiny, flaccid genitals can't cash."

" 'Twas the night of The Plague...and all through the world...not a Grup was breathing...not even a bird!"

SHATNER:"What?

Me secretly balding?"

 

[cooleddie74]

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McCOY:"So...I'm assuming your dismissive, spiteful look at my crotch and uncharacteristic smile are a NO, then?"

 

[cooleddie74]

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SHATNER:"Meh.


Beats two of our last three scripts."

 

[M'Sharak]

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Nimoy: Bifurcated... no shit? What is Drucker smoking over there, and could I get some?

 

[scottydog]

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Spock: "I used a Tricorder to analyze the ... leavings ... which were continuously clogging up the toilet in my quarters. Your leavings, as it turns out ..."

*pause*

Spock: "I just stepped in one of your leavings, didn't I."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Spock: It is not in my nature to "guess." However, if I had to "guess," it was you, Doctor McCoy, who released the unintentional methane gastrointestinal emission.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Spock: "I suspect everyone...and no one."