TOS Caption Contest #117 - Feet Don't Phallus Now
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"Is that a Roman candle, Doctor, or are you just... no, that's really lame, isn't it?"
"Wait a minute... 'Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morn-'
...somebody's changed this, haven't they?"
"The director insisted it sounded better with the extra word."
Wallace: "Meh, I prefer the Vulcan edition."
Wallace: "Don't worry Doctor McCoy, I'm sure that we'll find a cure for the aging that's afflicting you."
McCoy: "Aging? What damned aging girl?! It's watching you deep throat this thing that turned my hair white. It ain't natural."
Kirk: "No Kor, I didn't know gay marriage was legal on Organia. Where are you going with this?"
Spock didn't mind swapping shirts at the end of the match, but he drew the line at the communal team bath."
- Doctor, I don't think putting this on the sombrero so it'll be the highest sombrero in the fleet is keeping in the spirit of the somebreroprise...
- This is the crappiest D&D map I've ever seen, Kor.
- Roll low on charisma much, Kirk?
Uhura, that cameltoe is illogical. Furthermore you are frightening Mr Sulu.
Merry Christmas Kirk. Get your own balls.
McCoy: "On second thought, never mind. You stay here and I'll take care of this."
McCoy: "When did the "Jiffy Pop" people get into the dildo market?"
Kirk: "Will you stop texting Kor and just tell me what you want."
Bones: My god, woman, aluminum is not the answer to your sexual urges.
Kelley: I've never seen one like that before. You say it goes where?
Kor: Yeah, that's right, Kirk, you signed the contract, and wait 'til I tell you where it goes.
Spock: Jim! He wasn't putting it there, really!
McCOY:"Dammit, Miss Wallace...stop JAWNIN', leave me the hell alone for a few minutes and keep an eye on the Jiffy Pop Obelisk! The kernels will burn if you don't pay attention and then we won't have an after-lab snack!"
KIRK:"May Kahless Bless This Mess.
I don't get it."
SULU:"Quick, kiss me...NOW!!!
The Captain's coming down the corridor...I've got to protect my reputation to keep getting Starfleet Affirmative Action!"
"Commander, this isn't going to work.
The Organian Council is never gonna agree to Pantsless Tuesdays and annual Rape Contests."
WALLACE:"What now, Doctor? The last tests failed and we're no closer to curing the hyperaccelerated aging now than we were yesterday!"
McCOY:"I can't believe it's come to this...we'll have to put this thing here in the microwave and PRAY LIKE HELL the sparks and flame do somethin' to fix us!"
KIRK:"A one-solar-year occupation warranty?"
KOR:"Haven't you heard? We Klingons like to break shit."
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