TOS Caption Contest #116 - Not Just the Packers Choke

[M'Sharak]

"[highlight]GAAAAAAAAALLLLLL[/highlight]t*gurk!*"

 

[cooleddie74]

[highlight]G.E.[/highlight]


We bring Newcomers to death(TM)

 

[johcomp]

SPOCK (off camera): I will not allow YOU to lecture ME!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I've consulted every Starfleet regulation in the book, and I cannot find anything that supports your request for nude jumping jacks during physicals."
Kirk: "You are, therefor, forbidden to request them ... you goddamned stinking pervert."
<both laugh, stand, leave>

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "You think he'll change it over today?"
Scotty, sadly: "Nae."
McCoy: "Great. Probably more 'nude jumping jacks' jokes at my expense, then, like that one asshole does when he's out of ideas."
Scotty, brightening: "Aye. I like those."
McCoy: "Piss off. Could be a few 'buggering Scotsman' bits, too, you know."
Scotty, bright: "Aye. I like those, too."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts?
Scotty: Because it's traditional?
McCoy: No, because sheep can hear zippers.
Scotty: Up your shaft...
McCoy: Wrong. That's the punchline to "what did the Scottish Starfleet engineer say to the sheep?"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "You were a little slow on your nude jumping jacks test for your last physical. You feeling all right?"
Scotty, softly, disturbed: "Nae, not since that day ..."


-- or --

Kirk, onstage: "Weep not for vengeance. The vile person responsible for the 'murder-by-buggering' of our beloved Navigator ... vill be caught and punished. Mister Spock is, as I speak, tracing the origin of the green alcohol left at the scene ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Doesn't anyone on this planet know the Heimlich?

 

[Outpost4]

Tabasco IV was turned down for membership in the Federation.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Get yer bloody hand off me ass if ye know what's good for ye, Doctor...


NOW."

 

[cooleddie74]

[highlight]SKITTLES[/highlight]

Taste the death throes!

 

[Rulius]

What book is that on the table?

 

[Gertch]

What book is that on the table?

From a different shot is seems to say...

Table of Condiments. Hmmm

 

[Outpost4]

From the HD screen cap over on Trekcore, it's the Table of Comets, but you could read that even on an old Zenith TV back in the '60s.

EDIT: Oops, answered already by Gertch, and his answer is much better than mine!

I wonder, does it have a Table of Contents?

Kerry: Grey Poupon?
Bush: But, of course!

McCain: Horseradish!

 

[Gertch]

From the HD screen cap over on Trekcore, it's the Table of Comets, but you could read that even on an old Zenith TV back in the '60s.

EDIT: Oops, answered already by Gertch, and his answer is much better than mine!

I wonder, does it have a Table of Contents?

Kerry: Grey Poupon?
Bush: But, of course!

McCain: Horseradish!

Kerry: "Ketchup, you're falling behind doctor."
McCain: "Relish the thought you green-blooded Frankenstein geek."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud Dubya: "I... do not fully understand, one named Kerry... but the Holy Words will be obeyed; I swear it!"

Cloud McCain: "Yeah, right."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Man, I never thought I'd be in an unemployment line."
Scotty: "Aye. Bleedin' shame, it is."
McCoy, leaning over to whisper: "I stole a key to the medicine cabinet. I'm gonna sell all that shit, after I steal it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts?
Scotty: Because it's traditional?
McCoy: No, because sheep can hear zippers.
Scotty: Up your shaft...
McCoy: Wrong. That's the punchline to "what did the Scottish Starfleet engineer say to the sheep?"

Scotty: Is that right Doctor McCoy?

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "This library book is overdue and like we're really going to pay the nickel-a-day fine!"

McCoy: "I'm a doctor... AND the ship's librarian."

 

[Gertch]

DE: "IT'S AN INTESTINAL PROBLEM."