TOS Caption Contest #115 - Kissy Kissy

[cooleddie74]

"Can you sign my breasts? I've always admired your work!"

UHURA:"This is a fulfillment of my greatest fantasy...except for Sulu not being here and wearing assless chaps."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Maybe I've had too much whiskey, but why is Walter making out with Fry?"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Yeah.

That's it, Pavel. Slip her the tongue. Then go outside and steal her horse!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Maybe I've had too much whiskey, but it looks like Sulu's about to pop a cap in Chekov's ass."

Sulu: "HOW COULD YOU TWO?!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sulu: Pavel, you said that you were done with women! You said that you'd never cheat on me. You f'ing liar!
Chekov: Bisexuality, Hikaru, is a Russian inwention.

 

[highlander]

Spock: "Maybe I've had to much whiskey....but I really miss Vomit."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Captain, maybe I've had too much whiskey....but perhaps this thread is not real. It is possible that the new thread is already up and we just can't see it."

 

[Outpost4]

If you don't believe in this thread, it can't hurt you.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Maybe I've had too much whiskey, but...hey wait a minute. If we're all here, who's flying the ship?"

Chekov: "Ensigns Grignak and Womit."

*whips out communicator*

Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise! Kirk to Enterprise, come in!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GRIGNAK: Hit direct is!

VOMIT: That was cool! Now lets do photon torpedoes!!!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Maybe I've had too much whisky, but that haggis you served up last Thanksgiving, it was really a skinned and boiled tribble, wasn't it Mr Scott?"

Scott: "Up yer shaft!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Maybe I've had too much whisky, but why don't you change your nickname to another bodypart, like 'Nipples' McCoy?"

McCoy: "Shut up and watch the floor show Spock!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Maybe I've had too much whisky, but I think I just saw Lazarus walk into the bar."

Kirk: "Which one?"

Spock: "Who gives a fuck!"

Scotty: "Aye, t'is true..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Now I know I've had too much whiskey, but that doesn't explain the glowing it."

Scotty: "I filtered it through the warp plasma conduits. You dinnae need to worry about turning on a light for a week."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Be careful, Pavel.

She belongs to Festus. And that fella don't look too clean."

 

[Rat Boy]

KIRK:"Be careful, Pavel.

She belongs to Festus. And that fella don't look too clean."

Cloud Festus: "What are you doing with my daughter?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Be careful, Pavel.

She belongs to Festus. And that fella don't look too clean."

Cloud Festus: "What are you doing with my daughter?!"

"The E Pleb Neesta clearly states that no Kohm or stranger may land hand on the property of a chieftain! Lest he suffer death by interminable, cheesily-orchestrated knife fight backed up by combat music!"

 

[Rat Boy]

KIRK:"Be careful, Pavel.

She belongs to Festus. And that fella don't look too clean."

Cloud Festus: "What are you doing with my daughter?!"

"The E Pleb Neesta clearly states that no Kohm or stranger may land hand on the property of a chieftain! Lest he suffer death by interminable, cheesily-orchestrated knife fight backed up by combat music!"

McCoy: "Really, what part of the Constitution is that under?"

Cloud Festus: "It's under Article II concerning executive powers. George Washington didn't let ANYBODY lay a hand on his daughter!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Cloud Festus: "What are you doing with my daughter?!"

"The E Pleb Neesta clearly states that no Kohm or stranger may land hand on the property of a chieftain! Lest he suffer death by interminable, cheesily-orchestrated knife fight backed up by combat music!"

McCoy: "Really, what part of the Constitution is that under?"

Cloud Festus: "It's under Article II concerning executive powers. George Washington didn't let ANYBODY lay a hand on his daughter!"

Scotty: "Oh, just someone bloody DO HER! If we're all gonna die in the next few hours, can't a wee horny Scot lad get his shillelagh off?"

 

[highlander]

Uhura: "It will take 50 dolla to make you holla........I get paid to do the wild thing!"