TOS Caption Contest #112 - Come Here Often?

[Shatmandu]

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Meanwhile, at the TOS Caption Contest Cantina:

Old Command Shirt: "I'm excited about being brought back into future contests, guys."
Red Shirt: "Me, too. It'll be sooooo cool."
Grignak, pausing from his work: "Hold my breath, I would not."
Cloud Festus, offscreen: "Yeah. Fat fuckum chance ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

After twenty years of constant abuse from Starfleet officers, Grignak finally decided to get out of the coffee business and into public transportation.

 

[scottydog]

Grignak: "Ironic calling me coffee asswipe is. Laxatives into your coffee I poured."

McCoy: "Cheer up, Jim. You're overdue for a colonoscopy anyway."

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Ironic calling me coffee asswipe is. Laxatives into your coffee I poured."

McCoy: "Cheer up, Jim. You're overdue for a colonoscopy anyway."

Kirk: "Look, toilet you name, mudbutt I've got."

 

[cooleddie74]

GRIGNAK:"Bar tab you pay, records I double-check...or else get you piss-drunk NO!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KERMIT:"Hi-HO! Anyone here wanna see what happens to Bert and Ernie when the ship goes to warp without the inertial dampers working?"

 

[Atavachron]

Tribble: "If you shake us, do we not rattle? If you pet us, do we not purr?"

Atavachron

 

[Outpost4]

Tribble: "If you shake us, do we not rattle? If you pet us, do we not purr?"

Uhura: "This one quotes Benjamin Franklin." It just said, 'A tribble saved is a thousand tribbles earned.'"

 

[Outpost4]

other famous tribble quotes:

Country Joe and The Tribbles:
"Give me a "F"! Give me a "U"! Give me a "C"! Give me a "K"! What's that spell? Tribbles. What's that spell? Tribbles. What's that spell? Tribbles.

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "The only thing we have to fear is hundreds of thousands of tribbles."

more Shakespeare: "Tribble or not tribble? That isn't a question...or even an option."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Curious.

It was making noises and breathing BEFORE I sat on it."

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Bartender: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?

Bones: Just the Romulan Ale

Bartender: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Greetings, ladies, gentleman and aliens! Captain James T. Frog here!"
"Very funny, Spock. Gimme that!"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Kermit: "Will someone get this green-blooded freak's hand out of my ass! Even his fingertips are bifurcated!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kermit: "Live long and prosper my ass", and there are no fucking commas in that phrase on purpose, you pointy eared freak!.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy soon regretted not keeping track of which Starbase 11 restaurants he had previously dine-and-dashed.

 

[Outpost4]

Gold shirt on far left: "Are you two the decorators we called for?"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Now listen, if they get your dinner wrong, don't go off and poop on the mens room floor again, okay?"
Kirk, bitterly: "I'm a Captain!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Blue shirt at far left: (sotto voce, to potted plant) They're here right now, standing
at the bar -- the two guys who were in here last night, asking about dwarf rentals!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Just shut up and serve lady! When I want advice I ask my Doctor!

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: What's she doing, Bones?
McCoy: I don't know Jim, maybe she's sizing us up for one of her "special" drinks. You know, that glibly reveals something deep about your personality.
Kirk: What the hell are these?
Guinan: A Yeast Infection and a Lethal Injection.
McCoy: So what about Sulu?
Guinan: One Mudslide comin' up.

Spock: Curious. Mine is not purring at all.
Kirk: That one is a Mugatu dingleberry.
Spock: How much?