TOS Caption Contest #112 - Come Here Often?

[Nerys Myk]

Diamond Jim: Cool it Carl. I'm smelling bacon.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "This loufah is our only reminder of Yeoman Rand's time on the ship ... <brings to nose, inhales deeply, sighs>"
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

Carl, whispering to tribble: "Girl, I's gonna break you in, and then I's gonna turn you out, comprende?"
<all turn>
Carl: "Que?"

Spock: "If I may secure another, I will determine if humanoid/tribble crossbreeding is possible."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "It appears that tribbles are trifurcated."
<all turn>
Spock: "What?"

Carl Spock: "This just gave me an idea. We gut these little weirdos and stuff them full of the stuff to get past customs."
<all turn>
Carl Spock: "You got a problem with that, bitches?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Dr. McCoy says they are bisexual. He would know ... <raises eyebrow>"

 

[Shatmandu]

If Outpost will forgive me, here's an alternate take on the Tribble cap:

Tribble, faintly: "Fuck ... you ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

If Outpost will forgive me, here's an alternate take on the Tribble cap:

Tribble, faintly: "Fuck ... you ..."

Spock: "Oh yeah, well fuck you too!"

Spock: "What? The tribble started it!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "I love the gooey caramel center ..."
Tribble, faintly: "Aaaaieiieeeeeeee!!!!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I can hear the ocean.

 

[Shatmandu]

Anglo-Saxon Tribble, faintly: "The Russian one ... he does ... terrible things ... terrible, sexual things ... with us ..."

 

[Outpost4]

If Outpost will forgive me, here's an alternate take on the Tribble cap:

Forgive you? I'll thank you.

Joe sent me both of these pics for the contest and I had a hard time picking between them.

Spock: Tastes like chicken.

Spock: "What?"

 

[Gertch]

Uhura: "The brown ones taste the best."

Spock: "Watch Jim. If you shake them up a lot they stop making noise."

 

[Shatmandu]

White Tribble, faintly: "Please protect us. We rejected the sexual advances of the Scottish man, and he seemed very angry ..."
Kirk: "What did it say?"
<Spock shrugs, puts it down.>

 

[Shatmandu]

White Tribble, faintly: "The assistant of the man Nils Barris, he is a Klingon agent, surgically altered to appear ..."
Kirk: "Is it speaking?"
Spock shrugging, putting it down: "No. Mindless animal ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk (thinking): The calculating assessment, the natural inquisitiveness, the utter mastery of dispassion...hard to believe in a couple hours he'll have a tribble down his pants.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I believe it's trying to give me stock advice."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "I am having trouble reading the catcher's signals."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scott offscreen: "What bastard nicked ma sporran?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Diamond Jim: "Dammit Carl, did you have to cut the Mugato's balls off? Fuck it up yeah, but leave it its pride man!"

Carl: "Mothafucka don't pay, mothafucka's gonna pay"

 

[cooleddie74]

FREEMAN:"Mind giving that back, sir?

I need to get ready for my big romantic evening."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I bet I can roll a strike before you can, Jim."