TOS Caption Contest #102 - Four days, three nights

[Outpost4]

It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon...no, wait, that's already been taken.

This last week we found out it can take seven years to win the caption contest. the 4th hanson bro, hockey player extraordinaire, celebrates his seventh year on TrekBBS with his first win in the TOS caption contest! Are you going through Pon Farr, bro? Also a winner this week is Triskelion, proving he wasn't just a flash in the pan(el), but has staying power. Congrats, both of you.

Captain Kirk, you'll find I moved my wallet to my front pocket.

SCOTTY:When I said "raise the captain", I dinna mean that!

SPOCK: Fascinating

Since I'm late changing this contest, let's make it one of our short, four day affairs. I'll come up with a new one this weekend. I'll also post three pictures to give you bang for your devalued buck.

Let the Sulu jokes begin!



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (15x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (19x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)

Noname Given (2x)
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (25x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (12x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro

First Time Winner!
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (11x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Gorgan : Roddenberry, I'll sue your ass for putting me in this turkey!

Shatner's left leaning tendencies meant he fit in well in Hollywood.

Sulu: You look like a boy! He-he-he...

 

[Rat Boy]

Melvin Belli's ghost: "I see by your century they did kill all the lawyers."

Kirk: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of Scotty's flatulence."

Sulu: "No."

 

[Rat Boy]

Thanks to the Gorgan being on the sex offender watch list, this was about as close as he could get to anyone without violating the terms of his parole.

 

[Outpost4]

Tommy: No, it's the shower curtain monster!

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: So, for whom do you play football?

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: MUST...LOOK...UP...UHURA'S...DRESS!

 

[Dohlman]

Gorgan : Roddenberry, I'll sue your ass for putting me in this turkey!

 

[cooleddie74]

GORGAN:"Tonight you will visited by three ghosts...

each representing the nadir of TOS writing and acting! LEARN WELL from them, lest ye suffer my fate!!!"

"Damn cheese and cashews..."

(*Strains and farts loudly*)

"Is it true what they say, Lieutenant Sulu?

DO your people go pee-pee in Coke?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You guys know good and damn well what a job I did for Jack Ruby...so don't piss me off!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Gorgan: "I can see the future, Captain Kirk. Here's the number for my tailor <extends card>"

Nichelle Nichols, offscreen, thinking: "Anything for a part, anything for a part, anything for a part ..."

Girl: "No, but I'm sure I could crochet one."

 

[Outpost4]

Belli: My acting is not transparent!

 

[Outpost4]

The Whoopie Dildo prank spread like wildfire through Starfleet.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, offscreen: "No, it should not smell like that."


p.s. What episode is this from?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Gary Glitter's latest comeback concert...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Where'd you learn how to drive?"

Vomit: "Shut up!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "I've seen the training films."

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "My preciousssssssssssssss."

 

[EnsignHarper]

Gorgan: Anybody know where the Rolling Stones can play a free concert?

Thats...the last time...I let....Rand drive.....

Sulu: Why, yes, I did know you were a guy...


I'm a newbie...be gentle....

 

[cooleddie74]

GORGAN:"Not only will Marcus XII be under our control, but it'll be FA-BU-LOUS!"

TOMMY(snapping fingers):"You tell 'em, girlfriend!"

GAS-X

Long term relief for even longer term deep space missions.(TM)

SULU:"Sorry.

If grungy granola chicks with armpit hair did it for me, I'd have already had you sit on my face by now."