No, Lass, that isn't Lost in Space. It's Star Trek Voyager.
TOS Caption Contest #101 - A New Hope
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No, Lass, that isn't Lost in Space. It's Star Trek Voyager.
Scotty: "I dunna think that's possible, engineering-wise, Mister Spock."
Spock: "The hand must be cupped and elongated, and Miss Uhura must be totally relaxed ..."
Kirk: "Ask Sulu how to get a promotion on this ship ... <winks, slaps Marvick on the ass, sashays out>"
- Wait a minute...that's three phaser blasts, two photon torpedoes and not once has the bloody ship rocked!
- Well it's a simple matter of activating the inertial shock compensator, Mr Scot.
- Bloody Chekov!
Captain Kirk, you'll find I moved my wallet to my front pocket.
"Bloody told ye we should never have gone for the 100-inch plasma screen, lads! Definition's all fuzzy!"
Nobody's going to TELL you you have a mangina.
VIEWSCREEN VOICE:"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mommy?"
SPOCK:"Call a midget exorcist. We must make this bridge clean."
Scotty--"Look Mr. Spock, a mail rocket!"
Spock thinking--'Beats me how he can tell the sex of those things at this distance..'
I know the source of that quote!
Later, Coleman confessed to his friends Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer that he thought "it moved."
Kirk: "Once.....Twice.....Three times a lady"
Coleman:"Look you're not 'lady' enough for me anymore!"
This is the story, of 5 Starfleet officers, picked to serve on a bridge. Find out what happens when they stop being polite and start getting real. The Real Fleet NCC-1701.
LESTER: (singing gently, to the tune of "These Foolish Things Remind Me Of You")
I took the shuttle to your pad last nite
my Venus rising as you held it so tight
you had me in a trance
I got a rocket in my pants
over you.
Alpha Centauri wasn't far from the scene
Aurora Borealis, I don't know what that means
'cause when you said "let's dance",
I got a rocket in my pants
over you.
Two hearts traveling on vacation
one fine Sunday afternoon
my pod enters your space station
my capsule was upright
so I parked it overnite
And so two starships that pass in the sky
have docked successfully the very first try
an astronomical romance
I got a rocket in my pants
over you.
Two hearts traveling on vacation
one fine Sunday afternoon
my pod enters your space station
my Sputnik fit so tight
I launched a satellite
And so two space ships that pass in the sky
have docked successfully the very first try
an astronomical romance
I got a rocket in my pants
over you.
"Did the captain do what I bloody THINK he just did to that green-haired drill thrall?!
How the borgas frat did he get it up inside there?!"
NAVIGATOR:"You tell Mr. Krako he can do what he always does and kiss my GRITS!"
KIRK/LESTER:"Now that I have a penis, I want to try something..."
Kirk: "Anyone ever tell you , you look like a relative of mine named Vomit?"