TOS Caption Contest #101 - A New Hope
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Kirk: "McCoy asked me to break the news to you. Whatever the hell it was, it came back and laid four more eggs."
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Flo: What's Mel doing in that getup?
Mel: Just what I need, another Starfleet dingbat!
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Well, if it's a direct order....
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Scotty: Ach, that new fellow playing you Mr. Spock looks like you but that borgus frat playing me has the wrong haircut!
Spooky voice, with echo: "Your Captain will stay with us for the rest of his life."
Scotty: "Och! That's ..."
Spooky voice, with echo: "We offered to imprison a female of your species with him, the one you call 'Navigator.'
Scotty: "Ye can't ..."
Spooky voice, with echo: "He refused rather vociferously, using uncivilized language."
Scotty: I'm black?
Scotty: Ach, that new fellow playing you Mr. Spock looks like you but that borgus frat playing me has the wrong haircut!
NAVIGATOR:"Alice just sent in this subspace message, y'all...lemme play it...she's gonna be late for work. Tommy got the Rigellian Flu."
SCOTTY:"D'ya bloody see that, lads?
Ken Jennings BLEW it on purpose! How can he not bloody know Federal Express?!"
COLEMAN:"Just so you know...I've always been WILD for a woman in another man's body."
Scotty: Ach, that new fellow playing you Mr. Spock looks like you but that borgus frat playing me has the wrong haircut!
McCoy: *Hrumph* Which haircut? You change your hair more often than Maddona
SCOTTY:"Easy, lass.
Take it easy. You gotta treat this ship like a fine piece o' china. Not like the Flowbee you used on your bloody hair this mornin'."
KIRK: I did you hair while you were asleep. I don't think anyone will know they are extensions.
Dr. Little Jacob Coleman: "Yah, man. They be going great with the reggae festival next week."
COLEMAN:"No, Janice...
there are FIVE LIGHTS. Shall we go over this one more time?"
SCOTTY:"Borgas frat.
What the hell is a BORGAS FRAT, anyways? Ask the bloody Klingons over there. Maybe they know!"
"I've always had a thing for men who have the head of a cock."
KIRK:"I'm a woman trapped in a balding man's body.
Help me."
The Enterprise bridge crew were transfixed by the sight of their captain engaged in mortal combat with a green-haired woman.
In a tinfoil bikini.
Armed with giant can opener.
Kirk: " Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!"