BINGOOOOO!
Today I am going to ask out a stripper!
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BINGOOOOO!
Why do you hate me so much? I just woke up from a bad dream I can't recall beyond the fact that I didn't like it and can't sleep and I just don't understand why people like to be mean to others? Since you seem to enjoy it,perhaps you could explain it to me.
Jason
Dude... Squiggy's giving you shit. He isn't being mean and he doesn't hate you (that's supposition on my part). Don't always take things personally. Laugh a little.
I personally find it very difficult to take other people's lives seriously, especially when they're just random internet people that I don't really know.
Honestly, if Jayson was telling me all this stuff in person, I would probably be staring at him making this face.
Okay I am sorry. I just wasn't really in a good place this morning. I had a nightmare and couldn't get back to sleep. I don't even know what the nightmare was though because I forgot it, soon as I woke up. Been having problems sleeping so I might have been something I rarely am, and that is testy.
The good news is that even though I have lost hope i nthe stripper I do think I might be intrested in another girl, though she might be a lesbian. I was at Hastings the other day and I started up a conversation with this girl who is everything I am not. She is a musician and she likes to travel and she sort of reminds me of the Lisa Bonet character in that movie with Jack Black and the record store. She did mention "her girl" once but I am not sure if that was a reference to being gay or just talking about her friend. Never good with slang. I am not col enough to decode it, alot of the time. I gave her my number and I know she likes to go to Hastings like so I want to see were this goes. At worst I might have another friend. At best I might have a girlfriend someday.
Jason
Things happen very quickly with you.
Thespeckledkiwi
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God damn it, Squigs don't say stuff like that. Rubber chickens have a use.
Why are we giving up on the stripper so quickly?
I think he expected to have sex with her...even though he can't afford to take her to McDonalds (AKA, the Cadillac of Fast Food Restaurants).
I say try it with the lesbian. Can't hurt...and you'll probably get less diseases.
Man. Wouldn't that suck? Finally loosing your virginity and you end up getting herpes?
That was a work of stunning brilliance.
Thespeckledkiwi
Vice Admiral
If he had crabs, he wouldn't be lonely then...
Indeed...why!?
Maybe she was too ugly for Jayson
?He should tell us bit of how she looks like
I would very much like to know
Oh my god.. i don't know if this thread is hilarious or downright sad.
Not to mock you Jayson.. but get your life in order. Drop the casinos, money on strippers (nothing against strippers themselves.. they're more often quite decent people trying to make a living) and work on yourself first before you attempt to find a partner.
Your life is chaos and you'll only attract psychos who like to live chaotic.. calm the fuck down, don't put yourself under any stress to find a partner and if it's a fuck you want just get a hooker and be done with it.
Not to mock you Jayson.. but get your life in order. Drop the casinos, money on strippers (nothing against strippers themselves.. they're more often quite decent people trying to make a living) and work on yourself first before you attempt to find a partner.
Your life is chaos and you'll only attract psychos who like to live chaotic.. calm the fuck down, don't put yourself under any stress to find a partner and if it's a fuck you want just get a hooker and be done with it.
Can we please just take up a collection and get a woman for Jayson. I don't mean like a hooker I mean like a mail-order girlfriend. Jayson doesn't appear to have very discriminating tastes so maybe something from the bargain bin like an amputee or a hunchback. If I read many more posts from Jayson about his love life I am going to start to think we should go all Old Yeller on him. Sometimes I feel lucky that back when I was a lonely virgin I just gave up on the idea of women all together and kind of avoided them as sexual beings.
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