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Today I am going to ask out a stripper!

I sometimes hate being poor,dumb and unlucky.

Pick one.

1. "Sometimes"? Are there sometimes you like being poor, dumb, and unlucky?

2. Ah. The trifecta of fail.

3. At least you're not fat, drunk, and stupid. That's no way to go through life son.
 
Why would someone who is self-described as "poor" go gambling? :wtf:


It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was bored and I had just left the strip-club so I wanted something to do. Plus I had gone there they day before with my dad and won money and I won another 6 dollars,earlier i nthe day. I felt lucky. Then I got screwed over by my over-confidence.

Jason
 
Why would someone who is self-described as "poor" go gambling? :wtf:


It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was bored and I had just left the strip-club so I wanted something to do. Plus I had gone there they day before with my dad and won money and I won another 6 dollars,earlier i nthe day. I felt lucky. Then I got screwed over by my over-confidence.

Jason

Dude, gambling is only profitable for the house, unless you're cheating or extremely lucky. If you break even, consider yourself fortunate.

There are far cheaper ways to entertain yourself. I've learned that first-hand. :cool:
 
Why would someone who is self-described as "poor" go gambling? :wtf:


It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was bored and I had just left the strip-club so I wanted something to do. Plus I had gone there they day before with my dad and won money and I won another 6 dollars,earlier i nthe day. I felt lucky. Then I got screwed over by my over-confidence.

Jason

6 dollars and you felt lucky? Jesus Christ. Never go there again.
 
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
All the best stories contain that line at some point. :lol:

Jayson, I don't know much about pleasing strippers, but if they are anything like real women then cancelling your first date because you wasted all your money in a casino and your mum wont give you a loan... that's an excellent way to impress them! But when you tell her the story you should embellish it a little by throwing in a side story about strangling a prostitute, then she'll be sure to spread for you. :techman:
 
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
All the best stories contain that line at some point. :lol:

Jayson, I don't know much about pleasing strippers, but if they are anything like real women then cancelling your first date because you wasted all your money in a casino and your mum wont give you a loan... that's an excellent way to impress them! But when you tell her the story you should embellish it a little by throwing in a side story about strangling a prostitute, then she'll be sure to spread for you. :techman:

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Jayson, I don't know much about pleasing strippers, but if they are anything like real women then cancelling your first date because you wasted all your money in a casino and your mum wont give you a loan... that's an excellent way to impress them!
And we're not talking about a night at Tavern on the Green with a private jet to Vegas to the Penthouse at Caesar's Palace...he can't swing McDonalds and a movie. That's 30 bucks.

If a stripper says yes and you don't have 30 dollars to wow her with McNuggets and a matinee, it wasn't meant to be.
 
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