Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #581: Strange Behavior

[Qonundrum]

 

[Orac]

Worf 2: Fucken infinite regression!

 

[Oddish]

Neat boing-boing trick.

 

[Qonundrum]

Neat boing-boing trick.

I just adore Photoshop, but thank season 3 TNG for revolutionizing those camera swoops. I think it was "The Bonding" where they made the first (and only) angle where Picard comes into frame from the bottom upward.

 

[Finn]

Worf: Are you alright, Captain?

Picard:...yes...I was just with Dr. Crusher. She had something to tell me, before taking off on deck 5.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Riker's use of crewmen as trombones during his sleepwalking episodes was getting out of hand. Last week a Xindi Insectoid lost a foreleg...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

WORF: Captain? Why has the Enterprise been diverted to Uranus?

 

[Orac]

Picard 2: So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer.

 

[Hawku]

"Mr. Worf, a carry, please, and a container for tea."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

WORF: I see his date with Dr. Brahms is going well. Too well, perhaps. I should investigate.

WORF: Torn again. I will take it to Garak for mending.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "I am the walrus! COO COO CACHU!!!"

Data: "Captain, upon further exploration of your body, I believe I have found the Captain's log."

 

[Finn]

Riker: It’s only April

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

Data:
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....Do it.....
Doooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................................................................

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Rosebud."

 

[shivkala]

Picard: I had a dream where I was replaced with Josh Brolin!

Riker: No wire hangers! No wire hangers ever!

Worf: Once again, Sir, I want to say I thought strip poker was a bad idea.

Data: If I engage the light Dr. Soong put in my mouth, I can see straight through!

Picard: You had a light in your mouth this whole time?

Data: Humor is indeed a difficult concept, even for humans, it appears.

Riker: So, we're all clear he's an imposter.

Guinan: Oh, yeah.

Riker: But, really, is there a rush to find the real Picard?

Guinan: Not at all.

 

[Locutus of Board]

CP: I'm not on the holodeck?
Worf: No sir. Your breakdancing sim is running on holodeck 2

 

[tharpdevenport]

Where will you be when your space diarrhea comes back?

"WHERE IS THE TOILET???!!!"

Woof: "Sir, this is not a toilet. What you were going to do in there is without honor."

Pikerd: "Hahaha, how does everyone like my flavored urine?"

 

[Herbert]

Picard: Okay everyone, the ship's dentist says we need to practice our "ahhhhs." Ready now? Ahhhhhhhh
Unnamed Extra Right: Ahhhhhhhh
Unnamed Extra Middle: Ahhhhhhhh
Unnamed Extra Left: Ahhhhhhhh
Picard: Good but I think our ahhhhhs need a little more h. Let's try it again, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Unnamed Extra Right: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Unnamed Extra Middle: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Unnamed Extra Left: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Picard: Wait. Someone missed an h. One more time....

 

[Herbert]

Riker: Where's @LeadHead ? WHERE IS LEADHEAD!!!!!!

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

I'm going to put a pin in this until LeadHead resurfaces.