Hello and welcome to our new Contest! First up to the plate, we have the "Strap yourselves in for StarCraft references" Award going to @TrekTee for: Data: They're in for some chop, sir? Picard: Five by five. Next, we have the "Worf, Son of Venkman" Award, going to @Tenacity for: Worf: I thought after we finish here we could share a meal Kaylar: You not going to use those same old cheap moves, are you? Worf: No, I have all new cheap moves Next, we have the "Ugh, can't we get the WB instead?" Award, going to @Honorable Ensign for: Romulan: I have successfully altered our reception. We now pick up UPN. Next, we have the "So what do you rename Phaser to?" Award, going to @ghoulleywest for: Data: I have successfully altered it from a "try"-corder to a "do"-corder. Next, we have "The Best Planet Express has to offer!" Award, going to @Geoff Peterson for: RIKER: Are you sure Scruffy the Janitor is the right person for this job? Many great Photoshops this contest! @Captain pl1ngpl0ng: Picard: What happened here? Data: someone saw K'Ehleyr screaming something about a "vending machine" Picard: and then she punched it? Data: yes sir @Herbert: Data: Captain, you were correct. Bracing the cartridge by Jamming instruction manuals into the intake port indeed did the trick 3 KBL's! @Dr. San Guinary: Worf: Success! I have located a Charizard in the auxiliary engine room! @shivkala: Neral: Praetor, I have done as you ask, I have found a way to watch Picard without paying for CBS All-Access. Praetor: Excellent, Neral Neral: However, the human's system...YouTube...is only offering the series for a short time, so we must make haste and watch it, as the humans say by, "Netflixing and chilling." @Orphalesion: K'ehlyr: I really want you to kiss me. But I also kinda want to punch you... Worf: Sounds like a normal Klingon relationship to me. K'ehlyr: Screw you, Worf! Worf: That's the plan. Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Enjoy!