Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #577: Lying down on the job

[Leviathan]

Crusher: Diagnosis - he's got balls. Maybe you should consult an engineer??

 

[Nerys Myk]

Crewman Goldshirt: How was I to know his programming didn't include a "catch algorithm"?

 

[galleywest]

Picard: Bet I can clear all three in one jump!

Geordi: This is not what it looks li--oh screw it. You know what, it is what it looks like.

Casual Friday.

Most people look like an unmade bed when they're stressed, but even at his lowest point Q keeps it classy by looking exactly like a *made* bed.

Beverly: Bippity-boppity-scan! [touches Data's nose with scanner]

 

[JesterFace]

Worf - They're beaming an assault team onboard.
Picard - This might be the worst assault team ever?

 

[Captain Crow]

["Spanish Flea" plays]

Picard: Corpse number three enjoys laying about, rigor mortis, and the film Weekend at Bernie's.

 

[Leviathan]

Riker: It's the Romulan Peoples Liberation Front...Crack Suicide squad!

 

[TrekTee]

The Return of "The Child"
Here I go!............

 

[TrekTee]

So you only gave them root beer?!

 

[TrekTee]

"The Game" v2 now for Android.

 

[LeadHead]

Alien: LeadHead, make a new contest.

LeadHead: (snoozing) Just a couple more days...

 

[JesterFace]

Does the post above mean LeadHead is Q?

 

[Herbert]

Crusher: Tell me again how he got an alien disco ball embedded to his forehead?
Laforge: Holodeck program #1977, Saturday Night Fever
Picard: Thank heavens he forgot to change into the leisure suit

@LeadHead Thanks for the win

 

[Herbert]

Data: Pinocchio's strings have been cut eh? How you like me now?

 

[Piston Stone]

"I have expelled digestive gasses in an attempt to be more human. It seems to have back fired, quite literally."

 

[Tenacity]

Looks down at his officers..

Romulan: "I wasn't expectioning the French inquistion."

Picard: "No one expects the French inquistion.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: It's a protest. They're demanding @LeadHead judge this contest and they aren't moving untill he does.

 

[Tenacity]

Picard: "Your evaluation doctor."
Crusher: "It's full of stars."

 

[LeadHead]

Apologies for the delay, the weekend was unexpectedly busy. New contest within 24 hours.

 

[JesterFace]

Picard - Hey everybody, remind me this was the last time we stop for hitchhikers.

 

[JesterFace]

Geordi - Hey Beverly, check out these abs. I have to take part in Worf's next exercise program.

 

[LeadHead]

Hey there everyone, I'm running into problems with my hosting site. It's time to leave photobucket. Does anyone have suggestions for reliable photo hosting sites?

 

[Finn]

I’ve been using imgur for a couple years now

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks @Finn!

New contest!

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Stickyswitch already done.