Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #577: Lying down on the job

Crusher: Diagnosis - he's got balls. Maybe you should consult an engineer??

 

Crewman Goldshirt: How was I to know his programming didn't include a "catch algorithm"?

 

Picard: Bet I can clear all three in one jump!


Geordi: This is not what it looks li--oh screw it. You know what, it is what it looks like.


Casual Friday.


Most people look like an unmade bed when they're stressed, but even at his lowest point Q keeps it classy by looking exactly like a *made* bed.


Beverly: Bippity-boppity-scan! [touches Data's nose with scanner]

 

Worf - They're beaming an assault team onboard.
Picard - This might be the worst assault team ever?

 

["Spanish Flea" plays]

Picard: Corpse number three enjoys laying about, rigor mortis, and the film Weekend at Bernie's.

 

Riker: It's the Romulan Peoples Liberation Front...Crack Suicide squad!

 

The Return of "The Child"
Here I go!............

 

So you only gave them root beer?!

 

"The Game" v2 now for Android.

 

Alien: LeadHead, make a new contest.

LeadHead: (snoozing) Just a couple more days...

 

Does the post above mean LeadHead is Q?

 

Crusher: Tell me again how he got an alien disco ball embedded to his forehead?
Laforge: Holodeck program #1977, Saturday Night Fever
Picard: Thank heavens he forgot to change into the leisure suit

@LeadHead Thanks for the win

 

Data: Pinocchio's strings have been cut eh? How you like me now?

 

"I have expelled digestive gasses in an attempt to be more human. It seems to have back fired, quite literally."

 

Looks down at his officers..

Romulan: "I wasn't expectioning the French inquistion."

Picard: "No one expects the French inquistion.

 

PICARD: It's a protest. They're demanding @LeadHead judge this contest and they aren't moving untill he does.

 

Picard: "Your evaluation doctor."
Crusher: "It's full of stars."

 

Apologies for the delay, the weekend was unexpectedly busy. New contest within 24 hours.

 

Picard - Hey everybody, remind me this was the last time we stop for hitchhikers.

 

Geordi - Hey Beverly, check out these abs. I have to take part in Worf's next exercise program.

 

Hey there everyone, I'm running into problems with my hosting site. It's time to leave photobucket. Does anyone have suggestions for reliable photo hosting sites?

 

I’ve been using imgur for a couple years now

 

Thanks @Finn!

New contest!