Hello and welcome to the new caption contest!
For the first time in a long while...
Now, I didn't have the time to do winners of the contests before last week, that will happen for next weeks contest.
First up to the plate, we have the "That sign must be an HR violation" Award, going to @TribbleFeeder for:
Picard: I believe the neon St. Paulie Girl sign might be adding more illumination than necessary on the bridge, Number 1.
Next, we have the "Spring break in the original Klingon" Award, going to @shivkala for:
Gowron: It wouldn't be a Klingon Spring Break if someone didn't die!
Next, we have the "Excited to be Picard again!" Award, going to @inflatabledalek for:
Stewart: This is not what I meant when I said I'd give my right arm to play Picard again.
Next, we have the "They really should've put up a banner" Award, going to @Laura Cynthia Chambers for:
Troi: "An intervention?"
Riker: "You've had chocolate at every meal for the last month. It was inevitable."
Next, we have the "Copyright Infringement" Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:
MARK TWAIN: I see you're attempting to download my complete works without, shall we say, remuneration. I'll overlook the offense if Madam Guinan shares the flask of Aldeberan whiskey she keeps secreted in her hat.
Our Photoshop Award goes to @Nerys Myk for:
DATA: Why do you keep keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep keep hitting yourself?
TROi: Not helping, Data!
Two KBL's!
First, @Mr Soak:
Kulge: This must surely be the Cup of Kahless.
*drinks*
Moments later...
Gowron: He chose... poorly.
Second, @CorporalCaptain:
Pulaski: Thank you for the introduction, Captain. I requested my transfer to Enterprise because of your staff's now legendary ability to approach crises by convening conference, even when other captains would have considered the course of action to be obvious. You see, I love to talk, and I just know that we're going to get along famously. I have prepared a discussion of 47 ways in which senior staff briefings could run more efficiently, and I thought we could begin with that, before moving on to a brief outline of the 19 different Vulcanian voices commonly used in casual conversation....
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, the crew takes on new jobs aboard the Enterprise-D!
Enjoy!
For the first time in a long while...

Now, I didn't have the time to do winners of the contests before last week, that will happen for next weeks contest.
First up to the plate, we have the "That sign must be an HR violation" Award, going to @TribbleFeeder for:
Picard: I believe the neon St. Paulie Girl sign might be adding more illumination than necessary on the bridge, Number 1.
Next, we have the "Spring break in the original Klingon" Award, going to @shivkala for:

Gowron: It wouldn't be a Klingon Spring Break if someone didn't die!
Next, we have the "Excited to be Picard again!" Award, going to @inflatabledalek for:

Stewart: This is not what I meant when I said I'd give my right arm to play Picard again.
Next, we have the "They really should've put up a banner" Award, going to @Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

Troi: "An intervention?"
Riker: "You've had chocolate at every meal for the last month. It was inevitable."
Next, we have the "Copyright Infringement" Award, going to @IMC Headquarters for:

MARK TWAIN: I see you're attempting to download my complete works without, shall we say, remuneration. I'll overlook the offense if Madam Guinan shares the flask of Aldeberan whiskey she keeps secreted in her hat.
Our Photoshop Award goes to @Nerys Myk for:

DATA: Why do you keep keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep keep hitting yourself?
TROi: Not helping, Data!

Two KBL's!
First, @Mr Soak:

Kulge: This must surely be the Cup of Kahless.
*drinks*
Moments later...
Gowron: He chose... poorly.
Second, @CorporalCaptain:

Pulaski: Thank you for the introduction, Captain. I requested my transfer to Enterprise because of your staff's now legendary ability to approach crises by convening conference, even when other captains would have considered the course of action to be obvious. You see, I love to talk, and I just know that we're going to get along famously. I have prepared a discussion of 47 ways in which senior staff briefings could run more efficiently, and I thought we could begin with that, before moving on to a brief outline of the 19 different Vulcanian voices commonly used in casual conversation....
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, the crew takes on new jobs aboard the Enterprise-D!





Enjoy!