Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #545: Alien Ships

[TrickyDickie]

Picard: "Damn it all ! I've burned my french toast again !"

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Enterprise, I have successfully translated this interface. It keeps asking if it's pronounced "Tam Elbrun" or "Tan Elbrum".
Picard: <com> I think it's "Tam Elbrun", unless, do you think maybe he came back from summer vacation really tan and his frat brothers started calling him "Tan Elbrun"?
Data: Possibly, but while we're on the subject, do you think that the way Commander Worf says "Wheapons" that when he asks someone "Who are you" he is really trying to say "WOO! ARE YOU!"
Picard: I'm still trying to wrap my head around why Deanna's mother is called "Lwaxana" even though no other Betazoid words ever put the L and W together. "Lwould you like some Lwine, you look Lwovely."
Tam: <on shipwide> OMG WOULD YOU PEOPLE DISEMBARK ALREADY!!! AND ACTUALLY THEY CALLED ME EL TAN BURN! IT WAS A VERY PAINFUL TIME FOR ME!!! AND I DON'T JUST MEAN BECAUSE OF THE SUNBURN!!! GOMTUU, DANGER!!!!
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NO, DEAR ZOD, DON'T YOU START CALLING ME "EL TAN BURN"!!!
Data: Data to Enterprise, my work here is done.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Wingardium leviosa!
PAKLED 1: Where did he say he studied engineering, again?
PAKLED 2: I think it was "Hogwarts".

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Hmm, it's odd, all the ship's location and time devices are set to "Space: 1999".

Riker: Trust me, I'm sure this machine is following us from planet to planet. See if you can find out how.

Admiral: It's a video message from Tomalak. Just twenty minutes of him laughing at you.

Geordi: And if you stand to the side of the camera and wave it about like this, it creates a nice lens flare effect.

J.J. Pakled: I like this!

Data: I don't know why people think this has become the Data show. Anyway, best go meet Troi's old friend who I am hanging around with and having an exciting adventure alongside whilst she sits on the ship.

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: It does not seem to be working.
Riker: The control interface?
Worf: Your Buns of Duranium video.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Movar: "I do not believe that Romulans and comedy will ever mix."

Sela: "Hey....gangling dead guy....bring that chopper over here. This asshole is trying to ruin my Rom-com!"

 

[Drob]

Picards first and last Ryanair flight to sunny Spain.

Data: Let me out, or I will tap dance on your… <scans> tonsils!

Riker: C-64C. Shouldn’t that read C-64 II?
Worf: Incoming hail, audio only. It appears to be from SID, son of MOS.

 

[Qonundrum]

Geordi finally realized his version of the sonic screwdriver was even more lame, but at least it was bigger.

 

[ThankQ]

♫ A whole new world! A dazzling place I never knew... ♫

 

[Leviathan]

Data: According to the Internet it is true.
Gomtuu: ...no way, species 8472 is NOT cooler than me. I can throw ships light years FFS, all they got is 'fluidic space'...pft.

 

[LeadHead]

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