Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #540: Welcome aboard!

[Catarina]

PICARD-Xavier : The white lights represent the humans.

 

[JesterFace]

RIKER: Hey, it's Gates in here trying to get back on the show. You know Gates, right Diana, she was Dr Crusher.
PULASKI: Transporter chief, quick, beam this pod into space soon as possible, danger danger!

 

[Triskelion]

O'Brien: Who got the mail order bride?
Riker: Worf.
O'Brien: I didn't know Russian dudes ordered Russian brides by space mail too.
Pulaski: How else do you keep her from taking one look and catching a bus home?

 

[Leviathan]

It was at this moment Worf realized he had the phaser set on 'SLOW'

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Damnit, Mr. Worf -- that's your hand-held welder! Why you even keep that on your belt next to your phaser is beyond me."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: You might want to switch to the long range setting, Mister Worf.

 

[Orac]

Riker: The fuck?!

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[Orac]

Obrien: Not this shit again!