Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #521: Scary Illness that can be cured in 42 minutes!

[Tenacity]

Data: "This phaser's trigger sequencer has been programs to only fire once in every six attempts. We shall take turns pointing the phaser towards our temple and pushing the trigger.

Picard: "This game is call called Russia roulette, what gave you the idea to play this game with me?"

Data: "After a typical bridge watch of annoying the 'merde' out of Commander Riker, he suggest I go somewhere and play this game."

Picard: "And why are you including me?"

Data: "This was also Commander Riker's suggestion."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

In that moment, Jean-Luc Picard realized that reading Starship Engineering for Dummies was a poor substitute for Starfleet refresher courses.

 

[Triskelion]

^I think 2 posts are the limit in a row, WS, or the mods invoke the Spam Directive

Ogawa: It was my juice box.
Crusher: In the 24th century, the acquisition of wealth is no longer a driving force in our lives.
Ogawa: MY JUICE BOX!!!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

OGAWA: She says she has an acute sensitivity to electric fields.
BEVERLY: Oh god damn it Deanna, just let your mother be happy.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

"Mr. Data, are you sure there's no other way to remove a Denebian Penis Leech?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Sorry, Marina has suddenly come down with a cold 'or something', so you'll have to be in 'Sub Rosa'."

"But you're not even a doctor."

"The script has already been re-written to accommodate you. I'm sure your character will have better luck in the films."

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!

 

[Qonundrum]

Nurse, the ensign believes that bolt of cloth would be a better fabric for our new uniforms. Double her medications, stat. We don't want to look like Rick James' backing singers.

Picard: "Do you think Troi will suspect this surprise party?"
Riker: "Dunno. When the lights come on, will Milli Vanilli music be played?"

Picard (looking toward Data's waist): "Why Data, it's so big."
Data: "True, it is eight inches long, but that is not important. I envy your ability to use contractions, even though that is an emotion."

Data: "Captain, are you sure this is the proper venue for Milli Vanilli music?"
Picard: "Yes, Data. We're faking Counselor Troi's birthday party."

Picard: "If I can replace this conduit then the lamps will light up again. There will be four lights!"

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Nurse, the ensign believes that bolt of cloth would be a better fabric for our new uniforms. Double her medications, stat. We don't want to look like Rick James' backing singers.

This contest is over.

 

[Handsomeyoungensign]

Yep, I told Deanna, not to accept Ushers date invitation... !

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Folks, when the contest becomes un-pinned, its over. You're wasting your time replying.

 

[Handsomeyoungensign]

Dude thats why I came to this site

Folks . You're wasting your time replying.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

But there's a contest currently in progress. And once that's over, there'll be a new one, and so forth....