Left Romulan: "This isn't the planetarium?"
Picard: "No, you're on the bridge of the Enterprise-D."
Left Romulan: "Boy, do I feel foolish..."
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #517: Dress like a Romulan Day
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Left Romulan: "This isn't the planetarium?"
Picard: "No, you're on the bridge of the Enterprise-D."
Left Romulan: "Boy, do I feel foolish..."
After using super glue to apply her romulan disguise Troi was upset to discover that her hands were now stuck to her head. Unable to reach her com badge and unwilling to leave her quarters whilst stuck in this ridiculousness pose she could only stare in horror at her reflection.
Old guy: when I agreed to help foster good relations between humans and romulans by participating in the inter-quadrant murder mystery championship I didn't realise it would mean balancing on one leg for nine and three quarter hours. I thought the federation flagship was meant to have the best and brightest of humanity serving on it.
Five hours later...
Riker: are we sure they are meant to be dead sir? I can see that one breathing.
Picard: of course he's breathing as I've already told you they are only pretending to be dead as part of the game.
Riker: aha so none of them are dead! Then there was no murder just the mystery of why they are lying on the floor.
Picard: ....oh there's going to be a murder all right number one but there won't be any mystery to it
Picard: Oh these helmet-kickers. Just pick a haircut, they are the exact same model!
N'Vek: Ugh it's these beltess hippies again.
New Guy: You mean they only wear the suspenders?
Troi: Ugh, these hospital gowns.
Crusher: At least they close in the back now.
Troi: That's what I mean.
Toreth: Wait till you try my Viinerine.
Rakal: I've smelled better Viinerine on prison ships.
N'Vek: Check please!
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Troi: "Before we begin, I have a requirement."
Commander: "What is it?"
Troi: "We must use the Romulan Cone of Silence."
Commander: "That thing never works."
Troi: "It is mandatory for security briefings."
Commander: "Very well."
click - whirl - clunk
Commander: "Now then, the 5th fleet is to be moved to sector 47."
Troi: "What?"
After completing his multi-hour speech on evolve Human sensibilities, Picard turned to find that the Romulan defectors had all mysteriously committed suicide.
Thanks to EricF for the stickyswitch.
@Mutai Sho-Rin isn't this supposed to be locked by now? or were you referring to that above?
Standard practice is to leave completed contests open. I am on a month-long RV odyssey (in Shuttlepod One) and asked the admins to keep an eye on the TNG forum so EricF unpinned this thread and pinned the new one like I always do.
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