Hello and welcome to new contest!
First up to the plate, we have the "I hope he got over that by the time he married Jadzia..." Award, going to Smellincoffee for:
Alexander: Hey, you're the Betazoid lady my dad keeps moaning about in his sleep!
Next, we have the "Literally Confusing" Award, gong to Mojochi for:
Data: No Lal, this is not toast. This is A toast. You should not put this in the toaster
Next, we have the "You really need Carrie Fisher to make the scene work" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:
Jack: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Next, we have the "Disappointment" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
BEVERLY: The scan shows no injury at all. No broken bones, no muscle tears, not so much as a scrape.
WORF: You haven't been fighting at all, have you? I'm very ashamed.
Next, we have the "Let's hope the new launch date is accurate..." Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
I'm not saying the constant delays to the launch of Discovery are annoying, but this is how we'll all look by the time it airs.
It's been awhile since I brought the extra special awards out to play, so here they come!
The Award goes to shivkala for:
Alexander: Geez, lady, I'm not empathic, and I can tell he's got a thing for you. Mostly because of his little Worf, as seen here. But, still, if I can tell, what good are you?
Lwaxana: I like him!
The Award goes to Jedman67 for:
TROI: "I am sensing a hostile presence, Lieutenant."
WORF: "I apologize, Counselor. The Captain made me beam her aboard."
The Award goes to Bagofmostlywatr for:
Alexander: You need to hear the truth - he can't stand your mother. You really want to know why her drink's that colour? Have a guess where it came from.
Our KBL goes to Finn for:
Jack: ... No matter what, don't ever let your mother go to Caldos when your great nana passes. That woman is nuts and I swear something would rub off her onto your mother.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, by popular demand, our "Relics" contest!
Enjoy!
First up to the plate, we have the "I hope he got over that by the time he married Jadzia..." Award, going to Smellincoffee for:
Alexander: Hey, you're the Betazoid lady my dad keeps moaning about in his sleep!
Next, we have the "Literally Confusing" Award, gong to Mojochi for:
Data: No Lal, this is not toast. This is A toast. You should not put this in the toaster
Next, we have the "You really need Carrie Fisher to make the scene work" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:
Jack: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Next, we have the "Disappointment" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
BEVERLY: The scan shows no injury at all. No broken bones, no muscle tears, not so much as a scrape.
WORF: You haven't been fighting at all, have you? I'm very ashamed.
Next, we have the "Let's hope the new launch date is accurate..." Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
I'm not saying the constant delays to the launch of Discovery are annoying, but this is how we'll all look by the time it airs.
It's been awhile since I brought the extra special awards out to play, so here they come!
The Award goes to shivkala for:
Alexander: Geez, lady, I'm not empathic, and I can tell he's got a thing for you. Mostly because of his little Worf, as seen here. But, still, if I can tell, what good are you?
Lwaxana: I like him!
The Award goes to Jedman67 for:
TROI: "I am sensing a hostile presence, Lieutenant."
WORF: "I apologize, Counselor. The Captain made me beam her aboard."
The Award goes to Bagofmostlywatr for:
Alexander: You need to hear the truth - he can't stand your mother. You really want to know why her drink's that colour? Have a guess where it came from.
Our KBL goes to Finn for:
Jack: ... No matter what, don't ever let your mother go to Caldos when your great nana passes. That woman is nuts and I swear something would rub off her onto your mother.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, by popular demand, our "Relics" contest!
Enjoy!
