Hello and welcome to the new contest!
This time, I have winners ready to go!
First up to the plate, we have the "Great Qualifications" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
PICARD: You realize I only picked you because you suck less than Duras, right? Just want to be clear on this. You won by smelling slightly better than poop.
Next, we have the "Wait, we have to remember previous episodes?" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Guinan: I've seen Klingons laugh.
Worf: You've seen me laugh. Back at the start of Yesterday's Enterprise?
Guinan: Oh come on, we can ignore that. No way that episode is important to remember in order to understand this one.
Next, we have the "Advanced Technology" Award, going to Honorable Ensign for:
Picard tried to win the Klingons over by showing off Federation laundry technology. "As you see, gentlemen, the stain is gone!"
Next, we have the "The Great Observer" Award, going to jedman67 for:
DATA: "INTRUDER ALERT!!"
WORF: "Data, it's me. It's Worf."
DATA: "Intruder update. Klingon is impersonating Lt. Worf. Be advised, he is armed and dang-"
RIKER: *turns Data off*
Next, we have the "Point Missed" Award, going to rcjames for:
Movar: Aww look at the kitty.
Be'tor: Looks delicious.
Next, we have the "*sigh* I wish I were still that young" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Picard: Come on Leadhead, I know you were hanging around with the cast last week, but Gates isn't even your mother!
Next, we have the "What are the charges?" Award, going to Merlanthe for:
Lwaxana: help me, counsellor Troi, your my only hope!
Deanna: if you can afford to send stupidly large holographic messages homaging old earth movies you can post your own bail.
Next, we have the "Don't forget the Enterprise crew, too!" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
MS ROSZENKO: If you ever get married, I don't care how far we have to travel, we want to be at the wedding!
WORF: Of course you will be. Of course.
Next, we have the "Well, she hit that phase fast" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:
Molly: Help! Get me out of here!
Next, we have the "Playing both sides" Award, going to Shivkala for:
Kid: How much longer do we have to stay here?
Wesley: It depends, do you want the gold pressed latinum or not? Also, shut up, my mom is totally going to hear you.
Beverly: I'm not an idiot, Wesley. I know you're paying them to be your friends. But, what you don't know is that I've already paid them to be friends with you. Friggin greedy kids!
Our Photoshop Award goes to Nerys Myk for:
O'BRIEN: Keiko, you got some 'splainin to do!!!
The Award goes to Finn for:
Second officer's log: As a promise to the Captain and Counselor Troi, I kept my non-duty related critiques to myself. For instance, I didnt tell Worf his fly was open...
Two KBL's, first we have Noname Given for:
Clip Taken From the UFP History series: "Unknown Career Choices of Famous StarFleet Captains"
Announcer: "Some think Fedration Captain Jean-Luc Picard's only other career pursuit was Archaeology. Not true. While teaching at StarFleet Academy, in his off time he took a part time job as a Human Coat Rack at a posh Klingon themed restaurant in the 'Fisherman's Wharf' district of San Francisco."
And Huskers57 for:
Riker thinking - "Did I leave the iron on?"
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
Now back to our journey through the seasons of TNG, we reach Season 5. The Poll had a tie for second place again, "Darmok" and "The Inner Light." Those both being two episodes of the highest quality, I decided to do both of them, along with the 1st place winner, "Conundrum."
This week, "Darmok."
This time, I have winners ready to go!
First up to the plate, we have the "Great Qualifications" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
PICARD: You realize I only picked you because you suck less than Duras, right? Just want to be clear on this. You won by smelling slightly better than poop.
Next, we have the "Wait, we have to remember previous episodes?" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Guinan: I've seen Klingons laugh.
Worf: You've seen me laugh. Back at the start of Yesterday's Enterprise?
Guinan: Oh come on, we can ignore that. No way that episode is important to remember in order to understand this one.
Next, we have the "Advanced Technology" Award, going to Honorable Ensign for:
Picard tried to win the Klingons over by showing off Federation laundry technology. "As you see, gentlemen, the stain is gone!"
Next, we have the "The Great Observer" Award, going to jedman67 for:
DATA: "INTRUDER ALERT!!"
WORF: "Data, it's me. It's Worf."
DATA: "Intruder update. Klingon is impersonating Lt. Worf. Be advised, he is armed and dang-"
RIKER: *turns Data off*
Next, we have the "Point Missed" Award, going to rcjames for:
Movar: Aww look at the kitty.
Be'tor: Looks delicious.
Next, we have the "*sigh* I wish I were still that young" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Picard: Come on Leadhead, I know you were hanging around with the cast last week, but Gates isn't even your mother!
Next, we have the "What are the charges?" Award, going to Merlanthe for:
Lwaxana: help me, counsellor Troi, your my only hope!
Deanna: if you can afford to send stupidly large holographic messages homaging old earth movies you can post your own bail.
Next, we have the "Don't forget the Enterprise crew, too!" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:
MS ROSZENKO: If you ever get married, I don't care how far we have to travel, we want to be at the wedding!
WORF: Of course you will be. Of course.
Next, we have the "Well, she hit that phase fast" Award, going to Mr. Laser Beam for:
Molly: Help! Get me out of here!
Next, we have the "Playing both sides" Award, going to Shivkala for:
Kid: How much longer do we have to stay here?
Wesley: It depends, do you want the gold pressed latinum or not? Also, shut up, my mom is totally going to hear you.
Beverly: I'm not an idiot, Wesley. I know you're paying them to be your friends. But, what you don't know is that I've already paid them to be friends with you. Friggin greedy kids!
Our Photoshop Award goes to Nerys Myk for:
O'BRIEN: Keiko, you got some 'splainin to do!!!
The Award goes to Finn for:
Second officer's log: As a promise to the Captain and Counselor Troi, I kept my non-duty related critiques to myself. For instance, I didnt tell Worf his fly was open...
Two KBL's, first we have Noname Given for:
Clip Taken From the UFP History series: "Unknown Career Choices of Famous StarFleet Captains"
Announcer: "Some think Fedration Captain Jean-Luc Picard's only other career pursuit was Archaeology. Not true. While teaching at StarFleet Academy, in his off time he took a part time job as a Human Coat Rack at a posh Klingon themed restaurant in the 'Fisherman's Wharf' district of San Francisco."
And Huskers57 for:
Riker thinking - "Did I leave the iron on?"
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
Now back to our journey through the seasons of TNG, we reach Season 5. The Poll had a tie for second place again, "Darmok" and "The Inner Light." Those both being two episodes of the highest quality, I decided to do both of them, along with the 1st place winner, "Conundrum."
This week, "Darmok."
