Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #510: Happy Mother's Day!
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Picard: Hey! I though I was gonna get the next hug!
Lwaxana: And let it be known that I am perfectly happy with my daughter and Lieutenant Worf dating in secret!
Sergey: They sent us your medical bills, you get beat up a lot, don't you?
Keiko: Enjoy this, you have to be 3 years old in a couple of episodes.
Wil Wheaton: Bad news everyone, they're cutting most of you out of the episode.
Molly: Help! Get me out of here!
Picard: Hurry up, I'm next!
Riker: Wait, is this the line to hug the Doctor or Wesley?
Luxwana: Don't be shitty, can't we just enjoy the moment.
Deanna: Yeah, how could we not?
Luxwana: Ass.
Sergei: So is easy, No. We hack emails of Chancellor candidates and rig election for you. You become Chancellor and make nice with Russian Consortium, da?
Keiko: Born during a disaster? Yeah, she's definitely an O'Brien!
Kid: How much longer do we have to stay here?
Wesley: It depends, do you want the gold pressed latinum or not? Also, shut up, my mom is totally going to hear you.
Beverly: I'm not an idiot, Wesley. I know you're paying them to be your friends. But, what you don't know is that I've already paid them to be friends with you. Friggin greedy kids!
Riker: "Hey, why don't I get a family?"
BEVERLY: I don't care what everyone says. I don't think you're a petulant child who gets unearned privileges through nepotism.
TROI: Every time I hear the computer's voice...for a second I think it's her. It HAUNTS MY DREAMS!
MS ROSZENKO: If you ever get married, I don't care how far we have to travel, we want to be at the wedding!
WORF: Of course you will be. Of course.
KEIKO: Miles, promise me. I don't want to raise our child in a war zone. Fear and terror of getting blown up can't be how she remembers the first seven years of her life. Promise!
MILES: Okay, I promise.
WESLEY: Yeah girl. I serve on the bridge. Of the entire Enterprise! I'm just that badass.
Crusher: oh picard, even though the recent accident has left me temporarily blind it has opened my eyes to my own mortality and how much you mean to me. I cant hold back any longer I must express my feelings for you in a physical way.
Picard: ...uh, Beverly? I'm over here Beverly...
Riker: when she tucked me into bed last night I thought she had mistaken me for wesley this explains why she kept trying to give me a good night massage
Lwaxana: help me, counsellor Troi, your my only hope!
Deanna: if you can afford to send stupidly large holographic messages homaging old earth movies you can post your own bail.
Like with most Black Friday sales it wasn't until she arrived home bruised and slightly concussed that she looked at the precious bundle in her arms and realised it wasn't the new mark XII Tarkalian tea maker after all.
Riker thinking - "Did I leave the iron on?"
Troi thinking - "Did I leave my curling iron on?"
Worf thinking - "His handshake is the strength of iron!"
Keiko thinking - "Flintstone vitamins will make Molly big and strong... and contains Iron!"
Wesley asking - "Do any of you know how to iron?"
Riker: "How did I get in the line for the hugging booth?"
Picard: Come on Leadhead, I know you were hanging around with the cast last week, but Gates isn't even your mother!
Laxwana: It's odd little one, yourself and Commander Riker are sitting in the corner, but it's as if you've been badly edited into old footage and my! Don't you look old.
Worf: I'm sorry father, you're too late. You wanted the April Fools Day caption contest in the movie forum for a Columbo Guest Stars gag.
Keiko: Wait... this isn't a newborn baby?!
Worf: Well, funny story, you know when you were a kid and your hamster died and they tried to replace it without you noticing?
Wesley: Your clothes are the reason we really shouldn't have been remastered into HD.
Picard: Any chance we could move this along? I was hoping to get him off the ship faster than this
The Betazoid curse: Knowing your mother is dancing behind you without having to look
Mr. Rozhenko: If I were you son, I'd be making the moves on that counselor. She looks almost exactly like your mother
Keiko: My little baby knows how to headbutt so good! Yes she does"
The color blind kids were the only ones who didn't seem to realize how dull Wesley's fashion sense was
Worf: And now I'll need to go see her for the Therapy.
Mr. Rozhenko: If I were you son, I'd be making the moves on that counselor. She looks almost exactly like your mother
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