Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #497: Romulans!

[Smellincoffee]

Romulan Aide: My lord, I cannot help but notice that the Klingons do not distract themselves from business by staring at their devices.
Sela: I am thirty seconds away from winning an online auction. There are are priorities.

Jarok: I can promise you women.
Riker: We don't need to make concessions to Romulus to get women.
LaForge: I think we should hear him out, commander.

LaForge: Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
O'Brien: Not this again.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sela: "What? No, ignore the suspecious whispering back-stabbing power-hungry Klingons behind me -- I'm sure nothing will come of it."

 

[Mojochi]

Jarok. They insist on creating a phased Cloak, because they think you have one. I've told them you'd never violate the Treaty of Algernon!

Riker: Uhhhhhhh.... Yeaaaahhhh. sure

Sela: We do not speak the name Armus

When Laforge refused to kill O'Brien the 1st few times, they just programmed in more jokes about Leah Brahms until he did

Tomalak: Wait a minute. We harvested your mind for your greatest love & it was a hologram? Geez, & we thought brainwashing Laforge was bad. WTF is it with you pervy Starfleet types, anyhow?

Worf: WORST..... VULCAN.... NERVE...... PINCH..... EVER!

 

[Catarina]

TFTW!

B'ETOR: Returning ex co-stars are so repulsive.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CROSBY: How can my likes be in the negative? This was a surefire fan pleaser!

 

[LeadHead]

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