Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #496: Here's Q!

[Jedman67]

Q: "Expecto....patronum!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "What? I don't understand that gesture, Q. Do you want money? We don't use money in the 24th century."

Q: "No, Captain, I want you to get on all fours, turn around and cough. It's official Q Continuum business."

Picard: "Number one, you have command."

 

[Finn]

Counselor's Log: He's cheating on him with that new nurse. I better leave room for appointments the next two weeks. She just lost her mother, the bastard.

 

[Leviathan]

Thanks for the KBLA!

Q: Poor dimwitted little Riker still can't figure it out. I'm aggravating, pompous, and annoyingly self righteous...so?
RIker: Dammit, how could we have been so blind? The Q are in fact....The French.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Q: Poor dimwitted little Riker still can't figure it out. I'm aggravating, pompous, and annoyingly self righteous...so?
RIker: Dammit, how could we have been so blind? The Q are in fact....The French.

Picard: Bite your tongue, Number One!
Q: I second that! *shivers*

 

[Leviathan]

Q: I say "Oui Mon Capitane" as a respect for your French Heritage. That's correct isn't it? You're French?
Worf: We do not discuss it with outsiders.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Q: I don't know why so many of your Admirals turn out to be nutters.

Q: "Dear Jean Luc, I thought you should finally know my real name is Brenda. You misheard me on our first meeting, I was warning you about the rash".

Q: Yeah, I'm human now. Put me in a cell with a toilet.

Q: You see Riker, with my powers you could make every Glastonbury this pleasant.

Troi: Oh, it's those cyborg guys Archer beat!

Riker: And that the Raven has been studying for some time.

Picard: Yeah, this is a very expected encounter.

Q: *Sigh*

 

[LeadHead]

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