Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #495: Special Effects!

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW LH!

Picard: It's no good, I still don't know how to find the clitoris.

Worf: Can we not put some powder or something on the captain's head to stop the reflection?

The Ghost of Will Wheaton's Future Career: Whoooooooooooooooooo! Will! I've come back to warn you! Stick with the show! Do the films! You'll still basically wind up having to make a living satirising yourself, but you'll have more in the bank at the end of the day!

Geordi: Some said I was mad to put an elaborate bird table in engineering. But I knew it'd come in handy one day...

Riker: He's been eating Ready Brek!



[One for the Brits that]

 

[Mojochi]

Captain's Log Supplemental: During this week's shore leave, it's become painfully obvious that I am officially the dullest person on this ship

Worf: If this is my son from the future..................Yeah, I'm probably just going to kill him

Data: Captain, they appear to be making a pocket of their universe in ours

Picard: (Over com) Does there's appear to have more realistic hair pieces than ours?

Geordi: Ummmm.... I'm not so sure about this. Computer, get the door ready for me to roll under it at the last second

When David Marcus somehow managed to come back to life just to find his dad, it was not a pleasant time for anybody

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: I'm really not sure why the previous captain thought was a good desk decoration. I can't look at..anything....else.

Worf: Ensign, why are you on the Bridge?
Lieutenant Photon: I'm not Ensign Lightray! I'm Lieutenant Photon! We don't all look like.
Worf: That part can be argued, but I apologize nonetheless.

LaForge: I really don't understand how this quantum blender works. I'm just going to replicate my smoothie.

Fried through the heart! And you're to blame! You give love -- a BAD NAME!

David Marcus: Scientists have always been pawns of the military -- UNTIL NOW!
Star Trek III & 1/2: The Wrath of David

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: So this light thing is gonna kill someone and then bring them back as an android in a way too short robe?
DATA: The historical documents would not lie.
WORF: Counselor Troi to bridge.

 

[shivkala]

Picard: Captain's Log--I must make a note to have the Chief Engineer fired. He promised me this "Laser Floyd" show would be awesome, but it sucks.

Picard: Hello, crew! I bring you love!
Worf: Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!
Data: It is not a monster! It is Captain Picard!
Worf: *tender* Aw, it's Captain Picard. *raging* Kill it! Kill it!

Glowing Portal: Shut up, Wesley!

La Forge: Oh, so that's what's in a lava lamp.

"Remember kids, 'Just Say No!' Just say no to awesome glowing hands that the drugs of the future can give you!"

 

[Leviathan]

Captains personal log: It's been nearly 300 years, but we will find a way. Pluto WILL be a planet again.

 

[Hutchy01]

With respect to my esteemed colleague...
Picard: There are Nine Planets!

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[Leviathan]

With respect to my esteemed colleague...
Picard: There are Nine Planets!

There....are.....FOUR....orbits.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

New Contest!

Folks,

THIS CONTEST IS OVER!