Contest: VOTE TNG Caption This! #492: All Hands on Deck

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: On second thought, let's not go to the great unknown. It is a silly place.

TROI: Could you move your head, Commander? I can't see.
RIKER: Sure. Well, now the Captain is blocking my view.
PICARD: Would it help if I turned my chair to the other direction?
RIKER: Much better.
DATA: Now I can't see.

PICARD: You were right, I am very much enjoying my trip to MedievalWorld. ...Why are all those hosts coming toward us with modern weaponry?

WESLEY: Whoever is sitting in this chair is happen. Mister Worf, escort Mister Picard off the bridge.
GEORDI: His logic seems airtight to me.

PICARD: This will not stand. We will tell Starfleet Command, we will NOT work, until we get the much more comfortable uniforms they got on DS9! ARE YOU WITH ME!

 

[Ithekro]

PICARD: Tea, Shakespeare and now Robin Hood? Why am I French, again?

Frenchman from Normandy...that's essentially England in the late 1100s.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Frenchman from Normandy...that's essentially England in the late 1100s.

Until King John lost it to France in 1205. (Yeah, that King John)

 

[tharpdevenport]

Bev: "Captain Picard Day?"

AND SUDDENLY THE MEETING CAME TO A HOLT

Picard: "I will end you!"

Picard: "Beverly, shouldn't you be bringing up the rear? You know, because of your huge ass."

Beverly: "You mean you?"

Geordi: "Ba-zing!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Commander LaForge, something's wrong. That King John looks exactly like me.
Data: That is King Richard, Captain. Have you not played this holoprogram before?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: Commander LaForge, something's wrong. That King John looks exactly like me.
Data: That is King Richard, Captain. Have you not played this holoprogram before?

Crusher: I was hoping for Sean Connery.

 

[Triskelion]

Do you know where we are, Data?
Does an android shit in the woods, sir?
...
THE ANSWER IS YES.
...
I'll be right back.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard: "Beverly, shouldn't you be bringing up the rear? You know, because of your huge ass."

Beverly: "You mean you?"

Geordi: "Ba-zing!"

Data: I could stand to hear a little more...

 

[Tenacity]

Riker: "We don't want to play here anymore."
Deanna: "The other one has the old west."
Geordi: "And saloons."
Beverly: "And horses."
Data: "And android whores."
Picard: "Okay, we'll switch over to West World, and you all shut up."

PICARD: This will not stand. We will tell Starfleet Command, we will NOT work, until we get the much more comfortable uniforms they got on DS9! ARE YOU WITH ME!

Beverly: "It took you filing a union grievance just to get these uniforms."

 

[shivkala]

Picard: Okay, now we need an occupation. I heard, "Starship Captain!" And a location. Did I hear, "The bridge of a starship?" And now a problem we're facing. "Aliens have stolen all our underwear?" Okay, and begin!

Geordi: Captain, I'm reading intruder alerts all over the ship!

Data: Yes, and, they have come to steal our underwear!

 

[Jedman67]

PICARD: "Friends, Romans, countrymen! Lend me your ears; for I have come to praise Caesar, not to bury him!"
ADM. CAESAR: "Damn straight Picard, I don't want to skip your promotion again!"
RIKER: "Does this mean I get the Enterprise after all?"

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: As this graph indicates, Santa Garrus is setting up the next contest as we speak.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!