Worf: Were you having that dream again where a 20th century woman wrote us having a romantic involvement, again?
Troi: No. The one where I was on some California beach when Barclay shows up with mixed drinks.
Riker: What about me?
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #488: Counselor to the Stars!
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Troi: No. The one where I was on some California beach when Barclay shows up with mixed drinks.
Riker: What about me?
Troi: I'm sorry about that, Captain. It must have been last night's Chili Cookoff. Hey, I can see all the way down to the main shuttlebay!
Picard: Counselor, I had no idea that Betazoid puke was capable of dissolving a Starfleet-issue bulkhead.
Thanks for the KBL LH!
Troi: Who keeps drawing tiny penises in the wood?
Worf: Could be anyone.
Troi's Schedule:
0930-1300 Hours: Sit on the nice seat in the bridge. Occasionally say you feel an alien is hiding something if they look a bit shifty.
1300-1500: Counselling Sessions. nod sagely, occasionally say something trite. This is an action show so they'll sort out their problems by doing rather than talking anyway.
15-2200: Sit in Ten Forward. Glower at Guinan.
Schultz: I don't care what anyone says, I'm delighted Trump has won!
Nurse: Is invasive surgery really necessary?
Crusher: Bitch gave birth without it leaving a single mark on her body! Do you know what Wesley did to my final frontier when he popped out? Time to even things up.
Troi: I call this tea.
Picard: It's going to be a long meeting.
Troi: Who keeps drawing tiny penises in the wood?
Worf: Could be anyone.
Troi's Schedule:
0930-1300 Hours: Sit on the nice seat in the bridge. Occasionally say you feel an alien is hiding something if they look a bit shifty.
1300-1500: Counselling Sessions. nod sagely, occasionally say something trite. This is an action show so they'll sort out their problems by doing rather than talking anyway.
15-2200: Sit in Ten Forward. Glower at Guinan.
Schultz: I don't care what anyone says, I'm delighted Trump has won!
Nurse: Is invasive surgery really necessary?
Crusher: Bitch gave birth without it leaving a single mark on her body! Do you know what Wesley did to my final frontier when he popped out? Time to even things up.
Troi: I call this tea.
Picard: It's going to be a long meeting.
Sirtis: Yep, Howling Mad!
Schultz: I don't care what anyone says, I'm delighted Trump has won!
Reg: Stab stab stab! Stab stab stab!
Troi: Reg, stop avoiding the issue of your holo-addiction. In the 24th century, it has been classified a top priority shipboard mental disorder. Other than that you are an exemplary officer.
Reg: Great, Counselor! Stab stab stab! Stab stab stab!
Troi: Oh, you.....
Imaginary Shake Weights.
TROI: I sense...a great disturbance in the continuity. Somebody forgot we can compare our clocks with Starfleet when we get home.
TROI: Political post...political post...political post...man, Facebook sucks now! Ooh, cat video.
BARCALAY: I looked up this 'Plexing' thing online. I couldn't find anything about it.
TROI: I was trying to shut you up Reg.
NURSE: What song is playing in her head?
BEVERLY: My God...it's 'All Star!'
NURSE: Shall I put her out of her misery?
TROI: You've offended the changeling ambassador. Apologize.
Leave it to you to come up with this one. XD
Imaginary Shake Weights.
It goes with my continuous enjoyment of making fun of Shake Weights, which I've barely been able to do in caption contests. I think this was my last time:
http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-446-game-time.278584/#post-11434108
Troi: I like my coffee like I like my men...
Picard: French?
Troi: Irish.
Picard: *reading pad* It seems the only ill effects are temporary hypersensitivity to coffee.
Troi: Well, we're drinking Earl Grey so let's toast to my successful warp 10 flight.
Picard aghast: You might want to check in with Dr. Crusher. Either you're turning into a salamander or Genghis Kahn. I believe Mr. Paris neglected this side effect in his report.
Troi: No it is not hot chocolate. It's Betazoic choca tea!
Beverly: Sure, Deanna, whatever you say.
Troi: I like my coffee like I like my men...
Picard: Cold and Bitter?
Troi: No...
Picard: A little nutty?
Troi: No...
Picard: Filling a big cup - ?
Troi: Let me just stop you there. With crystals. Sheesh, never mind.
....
Picard: Spilling all over your....?
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