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Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #482: Here comes Tasha!

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Yar: I've stopped your invisible short guy. Now come along quietly.


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Riker: I'd give it a few hours if I were you.


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[Yar pointing to her back while singing "Stayin' Alive"]

Geordie: Airplane!

Yar: Yup. Your turn.
 
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Geordie: "We're going to need some kind of miracle to do this."
Tasha: "Here. Let me pull one out of my ass."
 
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Worf: I just want you to know, I'll always remember your training. With it, I will never be beaten to a pulp on a weekly basis.
 
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Worf: Stop changing the channel, Tasha! The bat'leth tournament is on!

Tasha: Worf, this is my shore leave and we are damn well watching Survivor: Turkana IV.

Worf: That was just you with a camcorder!
 
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Yar: Now I remember why I'm not an engineer. This would go much faster if I'd let the transporter chief do this and just watched.
 
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A my name is Alyssa
And my husband's name is Ogawa,
We come from Alpha Centauri,
Where we sell Antimatter.
B my name is Beverly
And my first name is Beverly,
We come from Bolarus,
Where we sell Baryon particles.
C my name is Counselor Troi
And my husband's name is Billy Bob
We come from Betazed
Where we sell
- BBBLLLAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!​
Worf: Phaser Double Dutch is honorable but it is difficult to find experienced players.
 
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